Fuck Quest
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Fuck Quest is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for china. As opposed to his love quest (in which he pretended to be looking for true love and a mother for Crystal Weston Chandler), Chris has finally cut the bullshit and is simply looking to get laid — he is even willing to accept one night stands.
Methods
According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around Fashion Square Mall wearing a new medallion and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his Guitar Hero: Metallica game[1] passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive. The existence of the new medallion was confirmed in the Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009 video.
Desperation showing
Chris's open intentions have shown the rise of a new Chris; he's being honest and admitting straight out that he wants china and nothing else. However, he has yet to change anything about his clothing and still thinks things like a fake tattoo and a new medallion will help him get laid. He's also not jumping up in their faces and forcing his HONESTY down their throats. Nothing has come of this yet but it's been said that it wouldn't take much for him to be banned from the mall again. There is also a pretty big risk of being arrested for sexual harassment, or even for soliciting sex.
Chris's Fuck Quest is already failing, as he has reappeared from his internet exile to post two videos begging women to come down and meet him.
It did not take long for Chris to return to the Internet, as he eventually grew impatient of a cruel world where women do not recognize his "e-fame" and reject him bluntly, instead of a safe cyber world with plenty of boyfriend-free girls that want to become his true sweetheart.
Has the Fuck Quest worked?
No.