User:Beat
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I am Beat. I TRANSCRIBE BITCHES.
My to do list
I'm gonna reformat every transcript with a conversation EVER.
Even when it's Chris talking to himself.
Especially when it's Chris talking to himself. The videobooks are nigh-on incomprehensible.
Stuff I did
Uhhhh...
- I think I kicked off Chris and Remorse. Too bad it kinda sucks.
- I remember writing most of Death threats when it was created. Didn't start the page though.
- I'm pretty sure I did a lot of work on the early version of Chris and English. That said, Speech impediment and Chris and writing kind of make it redundant.
- I wrote some nonsense for Chris and music, mostly just "GRRR CHRIS SUCKS AT RAP".
- A list of famous people who sent Chris letters.
- I wrote the fist draft of the main Asperchu article.
- America, Fuck yeah.
My letters to Chris
- The Man who was Thursday, on literature.
- The Screwtape Letters, on making people do stuff.
- Milton Bradley, on Asperchu, deleted because Chris hates Asperchu.
- G.K. Chesterton, on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.
6 June 2010
Just... wow. Of all the times I've said "God dammit Chris" this one's probably the worst.
I'm not PVCC (Note to self, figure out IRC, get in touch with Cogs, ask nicely), so I don't know If anything's going on behind the scenes here, but as far as I know this is Chris when he doesn't have a bunch of people distracting him with demands for new comics or mailbag questions or e-mails from supposed girls. It would seem that when Chris is left completely to his own devices, he does some seriously fucked up shit. I'm sure lots of you figured out the pattern ages ago, but now that I'm sitting here thinking about it, it's all starting to make a strange sort of sense. A lot of the really insane things he did took place before his mainstream internet discovery, such as his attraction signs, the news dash, PVCC banning, sub-episodes, mall arrests, and so on.
When the trolls came into the picture it changed things, as Chris's life was split between playing with toys and video games and dealing with internet malcontents. Still, we get occasional examples of it in troll efforts that had an element of subtlety. Vivian Gee's Aim Chat is a good example of this, as are the ABL phone calls, as Alec makes a genuine effort to appear reasonable (As far as a dispute about Pokemon OCs can go anyway) and Chris still comes off as a raving Lunatic. Jackie's almost a better example, as (while obviously a troll to us) she presented herself to Chris as though she was the genuine article in every way possible. Chris's response was to bitch about how Megan should have made out with him and Scream "Jew" at Michale Snyder. While many white knights have argued that Chris only acts up because of troll influence, many recent trolls got Chris to completely lose his shit by acting like normal people who were engaged in cordial communication with Chris for one reason or another.
Currently Chris has no website, isn't checking his e-mail, and is only signing into youtube to tell us how he doesn't need the internet. His incentive to be online is much lower than it was in say, late 2009, and suddenly he's sneaking back to the game place with a camera to take photos of people he hates.
We all know Chris is both weak and cowardly, and I don't think he's going to kill or rape anybody, but I don't think anybody expected shit to go that far that fast.
Normal
| “ | I want to go back to normal life. | ” |
| 6 June 2010 | ||
What the hell does Chris consider a normal life?
No really, let's think about this for a few moments. Chris hates half the world's population on the basis that they're the same sex he is, lives at home with his parents (not really that bad) without taking any steps at all to become independent (really really bad), has a 2-year certificate he spent 6 years getting and has never used, and has virtually no idea how to act around others. While I'm sure these sorts of attitudes aren't completely unique to Chris, they're not exactly commonplace.
I'm tempted to E-mail him about it as he came pretty close t encouraging letters in the same video, but we all know it's Chris, and even if I luck out and he does answer, I'll get some bullshit about how normal means not being tortured by the internet. The most logical guess is that he just means back before he was discovered.
But that's where things get weird for me. Despite all his mad ranting and raving, Chris actually seems to have a halfway decent idea of what normal should be, at least when he's telling other people what to do. He's ordered trolls loads of times to get jobs, move away from home, get girlfriends get a life, etc etc. Chris clearly knows what a normal life should be, he just doesn't apply it to himself.
The temptation to say he's lying through his teeth is always there, but really I think this is just another case where Chris just doesn't realize he's contradicting himself. If we turn back time to the ABL Calls, we saw that Alec Could stop Chris dead in his tracks simply by pointing out he was contradicting himself, freezing him up for huge chunks of time while he tried to reconcile the shit he says without being wrong on either count.
I'm not sure if "Never checking facts against eachother" is an autism thing. I guess it's possible, but I'm tempted to just say this is another case of Chris being a goddamn idiot.--Beat 06:08, 7 June 2010 (UTC)