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"Fuck Quest" is what troll field agents have dubbed Chris's search for china. As opposed to his love quest, devoted to finding a TRUE sweetheart to build from the ground up so he may have a mother for Crystal, Chris is simply looking to get laid and is willing to accept one night stands. According to eyewitness reports, Chris is walking/sitting around Fashion Square Mall wearing a new medallion and a tattoo sleeve he got out of his Guitar Hero: Metallica game[1] passively acknowledging girls he deems attractive.
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