Christopher Paul Whitney reveal
Christopher Paul Whitney reveal is a video uploaded by CWCvilleProductions on 30 August 2011, and part of the Calling Out series. In this video, Chris deflates the big fat balloon of Alec Benson Leary a day ahead of schedule.
Chris-chan reveals the real face behind Asperchu, then proceeds to spend the remainder of the video mocking Alec by beatboxing, eating a cheap microwave pizza, and calling Alec fat whilst assuring everyone he's thin.
| Christopher Paul Whitney reveal | |
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| Stardate | 30 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls,  Food
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| Performance Style |  Smug,  Crazy
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| Saga |  Asperchu,  Tomgirl
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Transcript
'Tis another fine day - for REVEALING - 'cuz I have not heard 'nything from [applies pedo-glasses] Alec Benson Leary, also known as Christopher, annnnnd the due date has been reached! It is time for total...rev-yellation! [Chris spins the camera to show Alec's profile on the TV]
Alec Benson Leary. His real name is Christopher Paul "Fat Man" Whit-neeyyy! From Antonio Tetsas- San Antonio, Texas. Age: 36. Unemployed and on welfare! His interest include: hot tubbing, video games, retirement, Xbox, folk music, theft and frauuud, milk, comics, and dip. Aannnnd (operatic) eating onliiiiine!
He's responsible for Asperchu, Asperpedia, and all mockings and slanders associated, and copyright infringement, upon my own characters of Sonichu and-and Asperchu somewhere else. He also has ties wit da Game Place, do-nay-shuns and and what not.
Yeah. He's that famous, hot-tubbin' fat man on youtube, makin' mud...and, guess what, eating online! And recently, he ate a whole block a cheese! (Gay voice) A whole block of cheeeeeeese!
[Chris mimes using turntables for a couple of seconds while beatboxing] Au-Au-Au-sie Dossie!! Au-Au-Au-sie Dossie!! Au-Au-Au-sie Dossie!! Aw, yeah! Au-sie Dossie! Au-Awh-Au-sie Dossie!! Augh, yeah!
And now for the salt on the wound! I will be eating online! For the once-time, this time! To be enjoyed! Ha-haa! We have here a cheese-stuffed microwaveable pepperoni pizza! And un can of tea! Let the feast begin!
[Chris devours the pizza, munching on it with his mouth open for a minute before holding up the remains to the camera, revealing his unsurprising table manners] Cheesy goodness, within the crust! [Chris eats the rest, cleans his hands with a paper towel and drinks the tea] Mmm, that was good! [Chris repeats the incomprehensible beatboxing segment]
One big difference! He's fat! Iiiiii'm thin!
And believe it or not, he's even fatter than Surfshack Tito! Of which, he has met the deadline, with his apology video, and left the internet for good, so nothing else will be revealed about him! So live in peace, Master Tito! But, Christopher Paul, your big fat balloon has been deflated! [Chris mimes a balloon being popped] Stay tuned.
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