2007

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In protest to 2007's creation of the ED page, Chris draws himself fingerfucking his best friend.

The year 2007 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 25 years old.

The second half of the year 2007 show some important developements within Christians life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, leaving him desillusioned and enraged. Secondly, Christian discovers a satyrical ED-page written about him. These two injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive trolling of Christians person in 2008.

Events of 2007

February

March

May

June

July

  • July 7 - Christian buys a Velvet Touch masturbator.
  • July 18 - Chris hears his Parappa video has made it to the final rounds. He is overjoyed.
  • July 23 - Megan's 21st birthday. She is still in Kentucky, and Chris misses her.

August

October

November

  • November 2 - Christian discovers the Encyclopedia Dramatica page and becomes furious.
  • November 3 - Actual day ED article is created.
  • November 4 - Someone sends transsexual Rosechu nudes to Chris. He gets angry, and demands a picture of Rosechu "Masturbatin' and Squirtin'".
  • November 5 - Chris's mother finds out about him being photographed at the Game Place, and goes mad.
  • November 7 - Christian shoots a video asking to have the ED article edited to "better reflect his personality".
  • November 9 - Chris's mother goes to the Game Place and questions manager Michael about the picture that was taken.
  • November 10 - Michael tells Chris that if he brings up ED once again, he will be banned from the Game Place.
  • November 10 - Christian makes an account op ED, and starts editing the article on him.
  • November 11 - Christian uploads drawn nudes of himself and the Sonichus as a protest against ED.
  • November 15 - Christian tries to hack ED using html. It doesn't work.

December

  • December 30 - Christian writes the poem "For My True Love, I Would…".

Timeline

  • Previous year: 2006
  • Following year: 2008