Creepy stare
| “ | Q: What would you say is the most romantic thing you have ever done with or to a woman? | ” |
| Anonymous, Common Questions. | ||
| “ | Sensual, emotionally-linked eye-contact. | ” |
| Chris, in answer to the above. | ||
Chris seems to employ multiple stares, all trying to project a different emotion and all nearly identical to each other, à la Derek Zoolander. He has used them to display anger, frustration, romantic interest, or sometimes an intentional lack of emotion, almost like an autistic variant of a poker face. Like many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his autism; autistics tend to have difficulty understanding and expressing the kind of non-verbal social cues that are second nature to most people.
Chris's stare is a sexy and seductive gaze or better yet an intimidating glare that will force his adversaries into submission, but to ordinary observers, it invariably comes across as enticing and/or erotic but it may never be seen to be homosexual.
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Stare variant #35.
This is what you see when you die.
He can see into your soul.
You just know he's planning something based on that expression.
Almost makes you feel sorry for that bitch...
Learning at an early age.
They laughed at my autism; I laughed at their funerals.
He even incorporates it into video games.
Possibly the most frightening clothed image of Chris.
Srsly, what the fuck is with his right eye?
The emotion he's trying to convey here is "anger".
Are those a pair of bongos?
For some strange reason or another, Chris thinks his gaze is sensual.
Dude... I can feel the cosmos...
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.
CHIIIIIIINNNAAAAAAA...
In the dark...
Chris as he's about to molest his birthday presents.
An angry man.
The stare has the power to shine in even the darkest caves.
Bob can do it too!
...So can Barb!
I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD (after sinking your boat).
He can do it while driving, too!
Somehow the smile makes it worse.
Why, Chris? Why?
Ummm...
If you ever miss duh dadline, I'll know... because I'm always watching you.
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🦀 Claw of Fail • 👀 Creepy stare • 😎 Dramatic glasses removal • 🎲 Random-access humor • 😓 Stress sigh |