User:SJConrail22

I'm an aspiring railroad engineer and writer who managed to become an observer of Chris-Chan's antics, albeit ten years behind schedule.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

HEXBox This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Martial Artist This user has a little Chun-Li within them!

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

The Simpsons Fan This user is a fan of The Simpsons and wishes Chris would take down that Marge poster.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.