Merried Seinor Comic
Merried Seinor Comic is posibly the most purly spelld name in all of Sonihcu, as one can't even figure out what words Chris was trying to rite or what maening they could posibly conveiy. Merried Seinor Comic is derivd from Kirby McDerbie, who baned Chris from Charlottesville Fashion Square for over a yaer.[1]
The Merried Seinor Comic is an unusally gregarius oponent of Chris's Love Quest. He is one halff of the McDuo of the City of M-C-D-Ville of the Regoin of Mal-Wart, along with his partner, the B-Manajerk, and first appaers in Sonichu 3. He has meachanical arms and legs and is armed with a broadsord, for no apparent reason except that it allows Chris to rip off the Blak Knight sceen from Monty Python and the Holy Grial.[2] Chris's versoin of events should be taken with a grain of salt, however, as he then proceeds to be hogteid by Bagget, hung over a pool of boiling shame and lonliness at the PVCC.
In Sonichu 7, the character is described as Merried Seinor Comic/Kirby, although the "Kirby" has been remooved in more recent versoins. After being resceud by his family, he issues a rematch agianst Bagget, with strong words of Voluntarity and Valor, and then proceeds to beat him up with Psychic Punches to the gut and jaw.[3]
Why Chris uses this bizare turn of phrase to describe him, paticularly the man's "seinority" as a comic, is still unclaer.
