User:Beat

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Christian
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Operation Mailbag
This user contributed to the Mailbag and had their e-mail answered by Chris.

CWChronology Iron Cross
Thank u for ur great help towards the obsessive chronological documentation of Chris-Chan's life! :3

Transcriber
This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

Asperpedia Regular
This user is a regular contributor to Asperpedia.

STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. and likes dykes & china. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Kitty
This user thinks Kitty is the best Chandler cat! :3

HEXBox
This user is the proud owner of a HEXBox. Chris does not approve.

I am Beat. I TRANSCRIBE BITCHES.

My to do list

I'm gonna reformat every transcript with a conversation EVER.

Even when it's Chris talking to himself.

Especially when it's Chris talking to himself. The videobooks are nigh-on incomprehensible.

Uhhhh...

I think I kicked off Chris and Remorse. Too bad it kinda sucks.
I remember writing most of Death threats when it was created. Didn't start the page though.
I'm pretty sure I did a lot of work on the early version of Chris and English. That said, Speech impediment and Chris and writing kind of make it redundant.
I wrote some nonsense for Chris and music, mostly just "GRRR CHRIS SUCKS AT RAP".
A list of famous people who sent Chris letters.
I wrote the fist draft of the main Asperchu article.
America, Fuck yeah.

The Man who was Thursday, on literature.
The Screwtape Letters, on making people do stuff.
Milton Bradley, on Asperchu, deleted because Chris hates Asperchu.
G.K. Chesterton, on blasphemy, deleted because I didn't approach the topic gently enough.

Well I'm sure something will happen eventually.

Probably.