100 2281
100 2281 is a video Chris uploaded on 15 October 2010. In it, he shows us how he acts drunk, guzzling down alcohol with great abandon and dressing up and speaking like a "gangsta". Though, the way he speaks sounds more like Cleveland Brown of The Cleveland Show and Family Guy fame.
During the video, Chris looks like he is about to cry while he's telling off Lars.
Video
| 100 2281 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 15 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Racism,
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| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Smug,  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Jackie
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Transcription
[Chris is sitting down in front of the computer in his family's kitchen. He has a colorful bandanna wrapped around his head, and holds a bottle of Kahlua coffee liqueur in his right hand. He appears to be trying to act like a niggo, and ends up looking like a drunk fuck.]
Hey, yo, Lars m'man, wud on th' street y'is... Y'all... buh- Word on the street here is, y'all trying to ju- mi-, tryin' to misjudge me wit' dat dang old jivin' lingo dat the trolls been using. You calling me a god-dang yomosettsual, I tell you what, bro, that ain't the truth. I'm straight, man, I was born straight. I loves my woman, and I loves the pussy.
[He takes a swig from the bottle, then winces and grimaces before returning to his rant.]
And this aka-chaka coffee ya drink, huh... Tell you what, if that be... If that was considered equivalent to an aka-chaka milk, I tell ya, that's jive, man. And then y'all drank, y'all drank, man... [He waves the bottle towards the camera.] You drivin'! You jivin'!
I mean, if you haddita, I mean... C'mon man, you go and dang...[brief pause]...go put your boats over Jackie like dat. Dat's straight down, yo, [Gives two thumbs down.] Thuuuumbs down. You ain't got nuthin', bro. You got nuthin'. So quit trying to win Jackie back with them got-dang lies those trolls come up with. You know what? That just makes you one of them. And they be trollin' you back. They troll you back, dawg.
[Chris pauses again.]
You think about that. You think about dat, you jive-ass turkey!
[He reaches up and turns off the camera.]
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