Raspberry Swirl
Raspberry Swirl is the ninth track from SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD by Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls. It is a cover of "Raspberry Swirl" byTori Amos. Chris doing a cover of a Tori Amos song is extremely ironic, as Amos is an outspoken feminist who has founded a organization that helpsraped and abused women, is well known for being very caring, compassionate and devoted to her fans, and has criticized organized religion in her lyrics; She is basically the polar opposite of Chris in every conceivable way. However, since Britney Spears is the only musician who has ever interested Chris, he likely did not know any of this, and simply covered her song in yet another ill-fated attempt to get some china.
Amo's reaction to the song is not known. However, since watching American Idol depresses her to the point of crying[1], it can be reasonably assumed that Chris ruining covering one of her best known songs probably has her contemplating suicide. Like another redhead we all know.
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| "Raspberry Swirl" | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | November 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Music
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| Performance Style |  Comedy  Crazy
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| Saga |  Jackie  Tomgirl
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| Other |  Leaked
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Lyrics
[loud microphone movement]
I'm not your señorita, I am not from your tryyybe.
Indaagarden I did no crime!
I am not your señorita, I am not from you tryyybe.
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.
Things are getting din-din desperate.
When all the boys can't be met.
Evve'body knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her maaan.
mm—DESperate.
When all the boys can't be met.
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her MAN.
I am not your señ-orita.
I don't aim so higgh.
In my heart I did no crime—aime.
If you want inside her well, boy you better make a raspberry swirl.
Things are getting desperate
…aaate
And boys can't be men (?).
...getting desperate when all the boys can't be men.
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows I'm her man.
Things are getting desperate.
when I … ?
Everybody knows I'm her friend.
Everybody knows everybody knows I'm her man.
and I…
Raspberry swirul!
raca (?) raspberry swirul
…swirul
…swirul
…swirul…raspberry swirul.
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