Template:Begging Counter

If you are considering donating to Chris, please keep in mind that he lies about needing money.

For example, in October 2018, he claimed that his mother and pets would starve if no one donated, and then bought several video games.

Two weeks later, he claimed that he couldn't afford cat medicine, so a fan organized a fundraising effort to ship medicine directly to Chris, over Chris protesting that he would prefer money, only to find out from Chris's vet that Chris already had the medicine in his possession.

Chris is currently being sued for debt by Second Round Sub LLC (hearing date on 14 November) and Midland Funding LLC (hearing on 19 December).

• It has been 2054 days since Chris begged for money.

• It has been 2066 days since Chris uploaded pages for #14, #15, or #16 to meet his paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

• It has been 5380 days since Chris applied for a job.

Usage

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How to update

1. Find the date of the last time Chris begged or made a new Sonichu page, then convert it to Epoch time, using a site such as this one.
2. Replace the old timestamp, between {{#expr: and +{{#time:U}}, with the new one. Leave the minus sign.
   
   

PROTIP: An edit must be done to the Main Page whenever a template on it (e.g., Da Update, Picture of the Now) is edited, or the changes won't display for people without a CWCki account. You can make a dummy edit to the Main Page, and then revert it, to refresh the template displays.