The City of Cwicville Tour!

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Not to be confused with Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway, it's the laughably unfinished complete City of Cwicville Tour!

In this old look at Chris' make-believe happy place, we'll see that early on Chris hadn't settled on the proper spelling of "Cwcville" - so, in the name of artistic experimentation (or just overall sloppiness), he tries two different spellings of the name. Most people will undoubtedly find all this cleverness (or lack of it) quite breathtaking, considering the video is less than one minute in length. Although we do not in fact get to "meet the people" or "have lots of fun", we do technically get to "see the sites", plural, since we manage to pass two whole landmarks before the video abruptly ends.

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I am also the Mayor!

Transcript

THE CITY OF CWICVILLE TOUR!
7/12/01

WITH YOUR HOST:
Christian Chandler.

[Lego Chris appears]

Welcome!
I am Christian.

Come with me as I
take you on a tour
of my LEGO city of
Cwickville!

Please follow me
in my Go-Kart as
we see the sites,
meet the people,
and have lots of fun!

[gets in his go-kart]

I am also the Mayor!

[speeds off to start the tour]

[passes Water Tower and heads through Golden Kart Pass, both helpfully labelled]

[video abruptly ends]

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

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