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The Mayoral Office is the personal workplace of [[CWCville]] Mayor <s>Christian Chandler</s> [[BILLY MAYS]]. It is situated inside the [[CWCville Shopping Center]]. | The [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] is the personal workplace of [[CWCville]] Mayor <s>Christian Chandler</s> [[BILLY MAYS]]. It is situated inside the [[CWCville Shopping Center]]. | ||
Chris's Nintendo DS has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger. Not that he ever used it for this purpose. During Chris's tenure as mayor, he was a very lousy administrator, as he neglected his duties often to fight [[Jerkops]] in the mall. (Chris also has never explained why he simply doesn't fire these rogue employees that hate him so.) He introduced his assistant [[Allison Amber]] in [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]] as the person who does all of the actual work while he gets kicked in the crotch by his [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|evil gay twin]]. | Chris's Nintendo DS has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger. Not that he ever used it for this purpose. During Chris's tenure as mayor, he was a very lousy administrator, as he neglected his duties often to fight [[Jerkops]] in the mall. (Chris also has never explained why he simply doesn't fire these rogue employees that hate him so.) He introduced his assistant [[Allison Amber]] in [[Sonichu 6|Sonichu #6]] as the person who does all of the actual work while he gets kicked in the crotch by his [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|evil gay twin]]. | ||
Revision as of 18:26, 24 June 2009
The CWCville Mayoral Office is the personal workplace of CWCville Mayor Christian Chandler BILLY MAYS. It is situated inside the CWCville Shopping Center.
Chris's Nintendo DS has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger. Not that he ever used it for this purpose. During Chris's tenure as mayor, he was a very lousy administrator, as he neglected his duties often to fight Jerkops in the mall. (Chris also has never explained why he simply doesn't fire these rogue employees that hate him so.) He introduced his assistant Allison Amber in Sonichu #6 as the person who does all of the actual work while he gets kicked in the crotch by his evil gay twin.
Rumor has it that Chris bought his way into office as no sane person would elect a retarded man-child to a position of leadership.
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