CWCville Mayoral Office

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Because a perfectly rational politician keeps a photo of the Gimp in the reception of his office

The CWCville Mayoral Office would be the personal workplace of CWCville Mayor Christian Weston Chandler, if he wasn't preoccupied with his search for a sweetheart. It is situated inside the CWCville Shopping Center.

Layout

Wow... it's a violation of all things feng shui.

The average architect would describe his office layout as "ridiculously huge". When represented in the comics, it tends to seem rather plain, with the barest essential office furnishings (or the closest approximation possible with Crayola marker) set against an all-blue interior. Still, Chris seems to believe his station as Mayor of his own fantasy world demands a spacious workplace. How many taxpayer dollars were wasted in its construction remains a mystery, although it's a fair assumption that CWCville citizens were heavily taxed to fund this and other useless projects. The office is described as being 120' (37 m) in width.

As was revealed in Sonichu #6, there is a portal to CWCville in Chris's room which leads directly to the Mayor's office. Additionally, the reception has several buttons that summon the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, the Power Rangers, and some robots that appear from nowhere, to do nothing of note.

Purpose

No one (most likely not even the Mayor himself) knows the purpose of the Mayor's office, seeing that CWCville doesn't appear to have a coherent government. An elected Town Council exists, although it is strictly advisory, and the Mayor is not obliged to take any action it recommends. Events in Sonichu #9 show that people can call up the Mayor's office when the city is under attack; useful as this may be, this contributes little to civic government. When all of this is taken into account, one can only assume CWCville is actually a dictatorship, with the office a façade to keep the poverty-stricken public placated.

In other words, it's amazingly useless.

Communication

Chris's Nintendo DSi has a custom uplink keeping him connected with this office at all times, so that he can always be aware of any pressing danger - not that he has ever used it for this purpose. Thus, the entertaining plot hook of a sudden call about an emergency in CWCville is sadly wasted.

Daily business

During Chris's tenure as Mayor, he is a lousy administrator, often abandoning his administrative duties to fight Jerkops in the mall; he has never explained why he simply doesn't fire these rogue employees that hate him so. He introduced his assistant, Allison Amber, in Sonichu #6; she is the dedicated employee who does all of the actual work, while he gets beaten-up by his evil gay twin.

See also

External links

Locations in the CWCverse

CWCville:

Main sights (map): CWCville City | CWCville Park | CWCville Mall (CWCville Mayoral Office | Full list of stores) | Jungle/Mountain Areas (Chameleon Cult Jungle Dojo | Wild Sonichu's Treehouse) | Subdivision Areas (14 Brunchville Lane) | Target Mini-Marts | Walmart Mini-Marts

Other places of note: Billy Mays Tower | Bolyn High | CWC-Cola Bottling Company | CWCee Dees | CWCville Beach (Pier 969) | CWCville Baptist Church | CWCville General Hospital | CWCville Studios | CWCville University | Cwick-Circuit City | Cwick City Gym | Double-CWC Hotel | KCWC | Layla's Apartment | Local Coffee Shop | Pokemon Center | Samuel Memorial United Christian Church | Sarah's Apartment Complex | Simonla Rosechu's Rabbit Hole | True Blue St. (CWCville Police Dept. 11th Precinct)

Environs (map): Giovanni's Gym/Base | Kel's House | Pallet Town | Sonic's House | Station Square | Zapbud Fields


The Axis of Slaweel: Clarksville, Tennessee (4-cent_garbage.com HQ) | Cly's Mansion | Dark Mirror Hole | Doctor Robotnik's Base | Get-Tar Region | Giovanni's Gym/Base | Mal-Wart Region (M-C-Dville) | The Moon | Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (High School District) | Sho-Mall Region (Fa-Square) | Viridian City


Other places: Destiny Cave | Mysterious Rainbow Island | Mysterious Mountain | Nabe's Dojo-Shin | New Island | The Ocean | Parodyse Isle | RuleCWC | Time Void