Ivy
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| Trolls, eve of 24 March 2009 | ||
Chris's new sweetheart, as of 25 March 2009. If so, this is remarkable as Chris will have lowered his standards slightly more by allowing red heads to become sweethearts (previously, they were excluded along with blacks and girls who have boyfriends already).
First mentioned in Chris's 18 March 2009 video, with a name that sounded like "Avi" and her friend Rachel, originally assumed to be code names for Emily and her friend Stephanie to protect their identities, with a later edited version where Chris blows kisses to "Avi", to win Emily back from their ruined date. However, the video of 24 March 2009 indicates that Chris was saying Ivy and that he had already moved onto a new girl the same day he was tricked by the pickle man.
Frequently seen with Ivy is her sidekick, Luckett (see picture).
On 26 March 2009, Chris released a music video dedicated to Ivy with drawings of him rescuing Ivy from the hands of Clyde Cash and the use of actual video editing skills and effects.
On 24 April 2009, Chris released a music video in which he proposed to Ivy. Included in this video were numerous hand-drawn pictures of Chris's conception of their wedding, set to the tune of Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me". In typical Chris fashion, the music video consists of Chris singing along with a recording of the song in his characteristic off-pitch voice.
Judging by Chris's comments in recent Captain's logs, Ivy has crabs. Pet Hermit crabs, Crass and Champ, who are also prominently featured as the ring bearers in his proposal video for Ivy.
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OH SHI-! Ivy has been kidnapped by Clyde! IS CHRIS A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE HER?
- ChrisIvy.jpg
Chris is holding out for an hero.
AFK, gouging eyes out.
- Inb4rape.jpg
Rape is imminent.
