Lars Call

Lars, with boat

“	The fuck that shit be??	”
Lars, questioning on what autism is

The Lars Call is a 90 minute phone conversation where Chris has a discussion about addictions, a parade he promised Jackie, what he would do for a woman, and boats with a black gentleman who happens to be Jackie's on-again off-again boyfriend. Chris gets comfortable with ebonics, and hilarity ensues.

Summary

• Jackie had a miscarriage
• Lars getting rid of his boats, Chris gets rid of his legos
• Lars doesn't go to school because people play Kick the Nigga
• Lars doesn't understand autism, after Chris's explanation, he thinks it's like Aspergers
• Chris whines about trolls,not getting a job, and being called a homo. Lars hears him
• Chris doesn't like when people say "gay" as in stupid, Lars doesn't like when people say "nigga" out of context
• Sonichu (didn't see that coming), Chris incorporates IRL enemies. Lars tells him to continue the comic in order to conquer the trolls
• Lars says Jackie is upset because she isn't an inspiration for Chris to do the comic, and he sometimes doesn't do what he tells her he will.
• Chris tells Lars he's a virgin, Lars says that explains his rage against the trolls.
• Chris rewrites the comic so he doesn't kill "Alec Benson Nigga"
• Jackie better not burn that casserole.
• Chris promised a parade for Alec to Jackie, Chris denies it, Lars has the e-mail proving he did.
• Jackie initially broke up with Lars because he told her he'd lose the boats, and he didn't. Chris feels him. Chris is Lars's Nigga
• Chris is willing to give up the Moon and Mercury if he had it, for Jackie. He's really giving up video games, but he won't sell his "PS Triple"
• Lars spent $35 on 6 credit cards for boats. He won't let addiction rule his life anymore
• Chris swears on the grave on his Aunt Corina he will not spend anymore on his PS3 (at least it wasn't Patti)
• Lars spends time volunteering at the hospital watching old white men dying.
• More bitching about trolls.
• Lars and Chris talk about their criminal records, Lars makes trespassing sound bad ass
• Chris picks up Ebonics about half way in.
• Chris would shoot Michael Snyder if he had the chance. Michael was just looking for a reason to ban Chris
• Lars gives Chris a scenario of someone breaking in. Chris says he's strong and would kick their ass (only if they hit first)
• Chris likes Black people on TV. Lars is mildly offended. They both hold up their fists in solidarity.
• The conversation goes back to Jackie, they wonder why Jackie is mad at Chris.
• Chris will make things right
• Lars burned his boats because wants Jackie back.
• Lars thinks he has the upper hand over Chris in the competition over Jackie. He was known as "Ram-rod" in High School
• Chris talks about his Cherokee heritage. He's not a "casino nigga" He beats the stereotype that Native Americans have jobs.
• Lars respects Chris trying to win Jackie back, while Lars is "ramrodding" her
• Chris talks about destroying his first PS3, Lars questions why he got a second one. Chris says he needs it as a computer. Lars asks why he didn't get a computer instead
• Lars tells Chris to improve himself wiether Jackie stays with him or not.
• Chris whines that making changes is too hard.

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