MySpace
Chris created MySpace pages to attract boyfriend-free girls in his battle against Mary Lee Walsh.[1] One of them got hacked by the Man in the Pickle Suit in the events of September 13 (NEVAR FORGET). The page that still exists was abandoned as he hasn't logged in since 2005.
On 19 May 2009, Clyde Cash discovered a list, made by Chris himself, listing his MySpace friends, with notes on if they were JERKS (males), smokers, drunks, "more to love" (fatties), etc.
Included in this release were two correspondences between young ladies on MySpace who lived near Chris.
Chris's list of friends
| “ | SonichuCWC's MySpace Friends (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
Currently 70 Friends ("()" around profile description means "Marked as Favorite(s)" |
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| Chris, Preface | ||
asa Arlington, Alabama 25 JERK \/\/hitney Quinque, Virginia 18 Howard Charlottesville, Virginia 31 JERK TheBestKeptSecretYouHad Louisa Co., Virginia 19 Taken ~*Tracy*~ Columbus, Ohio 25 Kristen Charlottesville, Virginia 22 Mac Charlottesville, Virginia 19 Sarah Richmond, Virginia 20 Taken ...Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion (Akalei <3) Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Taken Kim Charlottesville, Virginia 24 Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP Chesapeake, Virginia 21 "More to Love" _Da/\/ieL Roswell, New Mexico 17 JERK Samantha Orange, Virginia 19 UVA nurse (Hayley) Raleigh, North Carolina 22 Escaping Ellsworth South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois ?? JERK Band Shelly McGaheysville, Virginia 18 Heather Burbank & New Orleans, California 35 Taken
- ~KISS~* Charlottesville, Virginia 21
Jessie Jo Charlottesville, Virginia 24 Smoker I lOVe yOu <3 iS thAt okAy Charlottesville, Virginia 18 Nasty G Richboro, Pennsylvania ?? JERK Band Kristie Charlottesville, Virginia 19 (**LiNnEa** Charlottesville, Virginia 19 Taken) Ashley Charlottesville, virginia 19 Amanda Orange, Virginia 20 Erika Charlottesville, Virginia 21 (Lindsay Charlottesville, Virginia 20) sasa Short Pump, Virginia 21 Smoker (Jelena Charlottesville, Virginia 20 No Interest) Jade Tampa, Florida 17 Leah Los Angeles, California ?? Brooke Crozet, Vriginia 19 Taken Cate Charlottesville, Virginia 22 Lesbian (Ella Charlottesville, Virginia 19 No Interest) Randi Charlottesville, Virginia 17 Mormon Chad Charlottesville, Virginia 23 JERK Rachel Charlottesville, Virginia 20 JaMee Floyds Knobs, Indiana 18 Taken (Green Day=Orgy (Anna) Salt Lake City, Utah 20 Mormon) Beth Charlottesville, Virginia 19 (Timothy James Salt Lake City, Utah 17 JERK)
- JUDY* aka the girlie Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Taken
Courtney Jaye Atlanta, Georgia 2? Jessica Charlottesville, Virginia 19 Maureen Radford, Virginia 21 JesseBacKwards Tri-Valley, California ?? JERK Band lori Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Aimee Ruckersville, Virginia 25 Smoking Parent (~*FreeStyle*~ Charlottesville, Virginia 21 JERK) Jessika Charlottesville, Virginia 19 No Intrest Nora-Chan (*MIZZ NORA*) Fort Wayne, Indiana 21 Taken Mary Barboursville, Alabama 16 sandy Northern Cambria, Pennsylvania 24 I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) Crozet, Virginia 18 Liz Charlottesville, Virginia 24 Wild Spokane, Alabama 24 (Britney Spears Beverly Hills, California 23 Taken) organized C h A o S Charlottesville, Virginia 20 Sara Oshkosh, Wisconsin 19 love...lost...heart (Melanie) Ruckersville, Virginia 19 zack Warren, Michigan 16 JERK Pimpasaurus Sex Yavin IV, Alabama 22 JERK JustJen Palm Springs, California 23 Taken veronica Baltimore, Maryland 19 Smoker Ashley of Course Charlottesville, Virginia 18 Jeremy Waynerboro, Virginia 26 JERK (Chris Ruckersville, Virginia 23 Self) adam Albany, New York 18 JERK Crystal ???, Nevada 18 Karen New York, New York 24
Chris's MySpace Friends: (Mostly Female, unless noted as "JERK;" MEN, other than myself are JERKS)
- cwcson@gmail.com gmail.com pass: sonichu myspace.com pass: sonichu3
Currently 54 Friends
Julia San Diego, California 26 Taken asa Arlington, Alabama 25 JERK 8 Emma Rocks! Charlottesville, Virginia 23 Smoker Howard Charlottesville, Virginia 31 JERK Meredith Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Smoker
- New Addiction* Charlottesville, Virginia 20
Simpleng Tao (Howie) Charlottesville, Virginia 21 "More to Love" ~*Tracy*~ Columbus, Ohio 25 8 Kristen Charlottesville, Virginia 22 8
- Molly Charlottesville, Virginia 16 8
katie Charlottesville, Virginia 20 Kim Charlottesville, Virginia 24 8 Lauren...SING U 2 SLEEP Chesapeake, Virginia 21 "More to Love" 8 _Da/\/ieL Roswell, New Mexico 17 JERK 8 Escaping Ellsworth South Chicago Suburbia, Illinois ?? JERK Band 8 Heather Burbank & New Orleans, California 35 Taken 8
- ~KISS~* Charlottesville, Virginia 21 8
Jessie Jo Charlottesville, Virginia 24 Smoker 8 Nasty G Richboro, Pennsylvania ?? JERK Band 8
- LiNnEa** Charlottesville, Virginia 19 Taken
Ashleigh Charlottesville, Virginia 21 Amanda Orange, Virginia 20 8 Erika Charlottesville, Virginia 21 8 Lindsay Charlottesville, Virginia 20 8 Jennifer Charlottesville, Virginia 24 sasa Short Pump, Virginia 21 Smoker 8 Jade Tampa, Florida 17 8 Leah Los Angeles, California ?? 8 Cate Charlottesville, Virginia 22 Lesbian 8 Laura Charlottesville, Virginia 22 sarah p. Charlottesville, Virginia 22 Randi Charlottesville, Virginia 17 Mormon 8 Chad Charlottesville, Virginia 23 JERK 8 Green Day=Orgy (Anna) Salt Lake City, Utah 20 Maureen Radford, Virginia 21 8 JesseBacKwards Tri-Valley, California ?? JERK Band 8 lori Charlottesville, Virginia 21 8 Aimee Ruckersville, Virginia 25 Smoking Parent 8 Mary Barboursville, Alabama 16 8 I <3 ROCKSTARS (Becca) Crozet, Virginia 18 Liz Charlottesville, Virginia 24 8 SonichuCWC Ruckersville, Virginia 23 Self organized C h A o S Charlottesville, Virginia 20 Sara Oshkosh, Wisconsin 19 8 zack Warren, Michigan 16 JERK 8 anglhallz (Holly) Charlottesville, Virginia 20 Pimpasaurus Sex Yavin IV, Alabama 22 JERK 8 JustJen Palm Springs, California 23 Taken 8 AMY Houston, Texas ?? Taken Ashley of Course Charlottesville, Virginia 18 8 Jeremy Waynerboro, Virginia 26 JERK adam Albany, New York 18 JERK 8 Crystal ???, Nevada 18 8 Karen New York, New York 24 8