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[[Image:PandaHalo.jpg|thumb|100px|right|I LOVE YOU, PANDA BEAR]] | [[Image:PandaHalo.jpg|thumb|100px|right|I LOVE YOU, PANDA BEAR]] | ||
[[Image:Me_and_Panda_Bear_by_SonichuSite.jpg|thumb|130px|left|Chris isn't totally stupid | [[Image:Me_and_Panda_Bear_by_SonichuSite.jpg|thumb|130px|left|Chris isn't totally stupid: if he finds true love, he wants it in writing (''Note the bloody finger:'' using arterial blood!!!)]] | ||
{{Quote|Panda, I know that you are somewhere up there, after the fire, and we will not forget you...<br><br>But I look to a bright future where [[Julie]] and I, will feel that... will feel... will feel that love and then more.|Chris, dumping the freshly burnt corpse of PandaHalo, whilst asking for a ghostly threesome.}} | {{Quote|Panda, I know that you are somewhere up there, after the fire, and we will not forget you...<br><br>But I look to a bright future where [[Julie]] and I, will feel that... will feel... will feel that love and then more.|Chris, dumping the freshly burnt corpse of PandaHalo, whilst asking for a ghostly threesome.}} | ||
[[Chris]]'s <strike>current</strike> ''EX'' TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]. | [[Chris]]'s <strike>current</strike> ''EX'' TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]. <s>Lives</s> Lived in South Australia. Definitely not a troll. | ||
During the [[Blanca]] saga, she continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare Panda his TRUE and HONEST girlfriend. | During the [[Blanca]] saga, she continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare Panda his TRUE and HONEST girlfriend. | ||
Revision as of 09:11, 9 April 2009
| “ | Panda, I know that you are somewhere up there, after the fire, and we will not forget you... But I look to a bright future where Julie and I, will feel that... will feel... will feel that love and then more. |
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| Chris, dumping the freshly burnt corpse of PandaHalo, whilst asking for a ghostly threesome. | ||
Chris's current EX TRUE and HONEST sweetheart. Lives Lived in South Australia. Definitely not a troll.
During the Blanca saga, she continued to send occasional messages to Chris. After Chris realized his mistake in believing in Blanca, he decided to declare Panda his TRUE and HONEST girlfriend.
Panda toyed with Chris for a while, discovering how desperate he was for sex. She managed to obtain the first sexual footage of Chris masturbating and audio of Chris talking about his sexual opinions. He also sent Panda a PSP that was originally intended for Megan.
Then Clyde Cash went to Australia and raped Panda. She was carrying Clyde Cash's child which Chris had promised to look after as his own when the wildfires in Australia struck.
Chris has now convinced himself that PandaHalo died in the 2009 Victorian bushfires, even though she lives over 1,000 kilometres away in South Australia.
She came back from the dead to deliver the entire Scrapbook and Slideshow and then resumed being dead.