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| At 6:52 the girl decided that she had had enough…she got up just in time to see her parents were pulling up to the house. “Good”, she thought. “Now somebody can fix the sink…’cause I know I didn’t leave it running.”
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Revision as of 12:50, 27 April 2009
Potential sweethearts surrounding Chris.
Note: this never happened.
Chris's term for his true love ("heartsweet" is also used in the comics). His goal is to build a sweetheart from the ground up to give birth to his God-chosen daughter, Crystal Weston Chandler (named after the illustrious metal and a name similar to his own).
Providing Chris with a sweetheart who is really a troll has been a sport for trolls for sometime now. With the except of Julie, none of the trolls have revealed themselves. Some argue that this is that being a sweetheart to Chris is like Stockholm syndrome, leading trolls such as Blanca and Panda to identify and sympathize with their captor.
Qualifications to becoming a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart of Chris
- MUST be boyfriend-free. (can't emphasise that enough!)
- MUST be 18 - (Chris's current age).
- MUST be white (NO DARKIES).
- MUST have a car.
- MUST have a mid to high salary.
- MUST live within 30 miles of the Ruckersville area.
- MUST NOT be a cop.
- MUST NOT have Autism.
- MUST NOT be a man.
- IRISH need NOT apply.
If you fit all of the criteria and are into overweight freakish, perverse man-children, then God help you!
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