Taser Discussion

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this body is part electricity literally, so I could take it
Chris on the possibility of tasing himself.

Taser Discussion is an audio file involving Chris, the Watchmen, and Praetor, leaked by a Watchman on 8 February 2021,[1] in which Chris discusses wanting to use a taser, a desire he had expressed previously in a leaked text message; he believes tasing his magic stones would assist with activating the Dimensional Merge.[2]

In the audio clip, a Watchman member jokingly floats the idea of Chris tasing himself, and Chris then supports the idea and volunteers himself for it.


Taser discussion
Stardate 8 February 2021
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Description

From a Kiwi Farms forum post by a Watchmen member:

Caden and cwc as Sonichu prime discuss the tazer and who will be tazed.

Transcript

Caden: I- I-

Watchman 1: No, I don't think they were. Like, at all.

Caden: I don't think they were either.

Watchman 1: I don't think anything at all was ever solved. In the slightest. [laughs]

Caden: Not even a little bit.

Watchman 1: Even-

Watchman 2: When are you gonna do the- uh, testing video you promised?

Caden: The testing video?

Watchman 2: Yeah!

Watchman 1: Can you put, "Can CWC- uh, like, tase himself on video for lulz"?

Caden: Well, we're gonna-

Chris: I'll do it.

Caden: WAT.

Chris: I'd volunteer.

Watchman 1: What? [laughs]

Chris: I'd tase myself.

Watchman 1: [laughs some more]

Chris: In serious and in joke, I would.

Caden: Look, are you sure-

Watchman 1: Oh no...

Caden: There- they- like, we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.

Watchman 1: Oh no...

Caden: Are you- we'll talk about this later, okay?

Watchman 1: OH NO!

Caden: I really gotta go before we make any rash decisions that involve CWC being zapped.

Chris: Obviously. But I mean, this body is part electricity literally, So I could take it.

Uncut version

A watchmen explains the context of the full chat, and why it was clipped.

On 1 July 2021, the full uncut version of the conversation was released. In it, multiple Watchmen and Caden, a member of Praetor, talk to one another regarding the taser.[3]


CWC and Friends talking to Praetor (February 8, 2021)
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Analysis

In Virginia, you can legally own a taser without a permit, unless you were convicted of a felony (not to be confused with a misdemeanor).[4][5] This can come as a bit of a shock to readers from some countries like Germany and the United Kingdom, where even the police must have a good reason to use one.

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