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Revision as of 12:44, 23 May 2019
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| Name | DarkWestern |
| Also known as | LightWestern |
| Date of Birth | 19 November 1984 (age 39) |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupations | Mediocre YouTuber Corporate Security Specialist |
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. |
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
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White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |
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Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. |
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Desi This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3 |
About
This is the user page for DarkWestern, a less than mediocre YouTube personality, and a fan of Chris Chan.
DW on YouTube and DW on Twitter
DarkWestern recorded an unboxing of the autographed photo of Chris Chan titled "Variant Autographed Photo - Chris Chan Is Not Ian Brandon Anderson-Liquid Saga" which DW overpayed Chris Chan for.
| “ | Thanks, Christine! Enjoy some Legos or Transformers on me! | ” |
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The unboxing video!
This Variant autographed photo does not appear to have has made it into the CWCki, and is not listed under the Autographed Photos page has recently been added to the Autographed Photos page
Sprung Article Quest
The current mission is to find the exact issue, and page of the Nintendo Power containing Chris' letter regarding Sprung. It's been narrowed down to the March/April 2004 issues of of Nintendo Power Magazine, and the physical copies are in the mail. It is suspected that it may be in a later issue than March/April 2004, possibly 2005...
This is all we have so far. Even this very CWCki has not the exact origins of the article.
Update 5/9/2019
As it turns out, neither issue of Nintendo Power [ 178-179 ] which were purchased on eBay contain the Sprung article which eludes and haunts him. DW is now fairly convinced that the article is on Nintendo Power issue 190, but is broke AF right now, and issue 190 is on the shopping list.
Update 5/14/2019
The Sprung article quest is finally over! It began so long before this user page was created. Sonichu's News Dash Issue #8 has all but confirmed any suspicions regarding the Sprung article's exact location. DW is awaiting a copy of 190 in the mail to 'super confirm' it. Once it arrives in the mail, and DW can 'super confirm' that everything is correct, DW plans to make micro-edits to the articles regarding Sprung which have incorrect information.
Here is the picture with Chris Chan's handwriting specifying the year, month, issue, page, and correcting Nintendo Power writers of where his location is.
Update 5/22/2019 END
DW obtains a physical copy of Nintendo Power #190. It is now 'super confirmed' to be #190. The article in question is on pages 8 and 9. This concludes the Sprung Article Quest.
Final Thoughts on the Sprung Quest
So, now that the exact source of the article has been located, and 'super confirmed' the quest is over for DarkWestern. It was a difficult task for DW to actually locate, because none of the pages included the source of the article, not even the main Sprung page simply states it. Ultimately all the hard work was pretty pointless considering the Sonichu's News Dash literally had the information hidden in plain sight on the photo of the page in question. What was the motivation to seek this information out to begin with? Well, if one wanted to physically obtain, and frame these articles, it would prove to be an increasingly difficult task without this information blatantly included somewhere. DarkWestern feels accomplished with his quest completed, and can resume clicking on Random Page all day at his security guard post.
Fun Facts
DarkWestern has added a few missing words from the Shojo Beat article containing one of Chris' letters.
DarkWestern has physical copies of every book/magazine published which contained an article Chris sent in.
DarkWestern's artist girlfriend also made him a Sonichu medallion despite how autistic such a request was.
DarkWestern foolishly gave Chris $100 for Lego's and Transformers by purchasing an autograph.
DarkWestern has over 10 years on YouTube, and barely 1,500 followers.
DarkWestern loves Liquid Chris content because it was the least harmful of the trolls in Christory.