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Additionally, Zelina looks almost exactly like [[Crystalina Rosechu]], which goes to show how quickly Chris ran out of variations on Amy Rose with a Raichu tail. | Additionally, Zelina looks almost exactly like [[Crystalina Rosechu]], which goes to show how quickly Chris ran out of variations on Amy Rose with a Raichu tail. | ||
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Revision as of 13:06, 6 August 2009
Zelina Rosechu (born 21 August 1988[1]) is another pathetic rip off of Sonic, Pikachu, Darkwing Duck, and Link from the Legend of Zelda (as if Darkbind Sonichu wasn't enough. As if this weren't unoriginal enough, he was introduced in the series Sonichu, which already had eleven more of these Electric Hedgehog Pokemon running around before he got there. He doesn't even get to be the only purple one.
But you want to know what's even more watered down and useless than Darkbind? His girlfriend.
History
Princess Zelina appears only in a flashback in Sonichu #6, when Darkbind worries that his quest to save her may be put on hold. The two lived in the land of "RuleCWC", where she presumably reigned as princess, until the evil Clawdorf unleashed the power of the Sonichu Balls from an ancient tablet. In the process, Clawdorf cursed "eternal sleep over our princess", and "it" backfired on him, transmuting the wizard into stone.
On top of all that, Darkbind was just about to propose to Zelina when she succumbed to the curse. Sheesh.
After raping Zelina in her sleep several times, Darkbind set out to find the seven Sonichu Balls, which he somehow decided could awaken Zelina and break the curse. He eventually found two, but later learned that the Sonichu Balls would also be needed to free Crystal from the Dark Mirror Hole. Whether this will delay Zelina's reawakening has yet to be revealed.
"Inspirations"
Assuming a perfect alignment with the characters Darkbind plagiarizes, Zelina would be a rip-off of the following:
Additionally, Zelina looks almost exactly like Crystalina Rosechu, which goes to show how quickly Chris ran out of variations on Amy Rose with a Raichu tail.