User:Bridgesfreezefirst

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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. Jew This user is a JEW! Unlike Chris, the CWCki likes Jewish people. Mazel tov! JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics. Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. The Simpsons Fan This user is a fan of The Simpsons and wishes Chris would take down that Marge poster. Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

I'm mainly here to observe CWC's downward spiral into madness and criminality. Chris is a tragic figure, but not a very sympathetic one.