|Virgin with rage|
Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.
|Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!|
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is nothing more than a retard.
This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.