User:Chris-Chad

Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

Atheist This user is a pizza-faced atheist and does not believe in God nor the Bear.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.