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On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted the help of someone to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''.  Donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, the neo-[[Magical Man]] recites a poem written by Chris. The subject matter is [[Reginald Chandler]] relaying a message from his sister on the state of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. 
==Identity of the Man==
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On 3 [[April 2019]], Chris enlisted the help of someone to record '''Future message from Crystal W Chandler'''.
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'''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart.  
'''Masked Man''': Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple [[Heart Level|heart]] that won't fall apart.  


We are all about to take part in a [[Dimentional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the [[Stress|torment and discontent]].
We are all about to take part in a [[Dimensional Merge|new event segment]] which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the [[Stress|torment and discontent]].


<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Just keep reading.
<span style="color:RoyalBlue">'''Chris''':</span> Just keep reading.
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[''Camera backs away.'']
[''Camera backs away.'']


Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.
Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my [[Lovely Weather|mother]] pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.


There is one other. [[Crystal]].  
There is one other. [[Crystal]].  
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...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.
...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.
==See Also==
[[Magical Man]]


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Revision as of 23:33, 4 April 2019

On 3 April 2019, Chris enlisted the help of someone to record Future message from Crystal W Chandler. Donned in a white suit, hat, mask, and sunglasses, the neo-Magical Man recites a poem written by Chris. The subject matter is Reginald Chandler relaying a message from his sister on the state of the Dimensional Merge.

Identity of the Man

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Message from Crystal W Chandler of the future
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Transcript

Masked Man: Hello everyone, far and near. I have something you want to hear so please use your ears before I disappear. Let's make something clear before we start. I have a good purple heart that won't fall apart.

We are all about to take part in a new event segment which will indent(?) what you call the cement. My intent is to present the news which will eliminate the torment and discontent.

Chris: Just keep reading.

[The camera zooms in and tilts to the side.]

Masked Man: I am that supplement(?) to a lesser extent.

[Camera backs away.]

Christine has been hell-bent on being a parent, so she made a pleasant investment- investment and got my mother pregnant. I am a fluorescent adolescent, a direct descendant, and not the only attendant.

There is one other. Crystal.

[Camera zooms up close to the reader's lower body.]

And I am her brother.

[Camera backs away]

There is much you don't know unless I show. But that is a no-go. Right now I am here solo, but soon I will have my shadow: a lovely combo.

There will be no tiptoe around the tempo. I must let go of my manifesto and go back to the golden globe and below the weeping willow. Below the Jim Crow plateau. I hope I have walked this difficult tightrope well. Under a light microscope. Nonetheless, God bless. Thanks for working with me in this process. More or less, it's still a work in progress. I hope to bring happiness for all...

[Pauses as he flips through his papers to get to the next page. The camera moves in, then out.]

...parties. And please don't sniff those gnarly sharpies.

See Also

Magical Man


Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes Chris's videos