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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
* 27 January: An amateur documentary of Chris is announced to be in the works by [[Forum|CWCki Forum]] member [http://www.youtube.com/user/sachumo/videos Sachumo].
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* 25 January: Chris begins begging his white knights to purchase him the [[Lego]] "Grand Emporium" set, which is a [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|shopping mall]]. One (unintentionally) snarky comment from William Elliott Waterman, who notes he has none of the parts, gains over 80 likes.
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* 24 January: Chris uploads an ''imgur'' file of said piece.
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* 23 January: Chris posts his latest masterpiece on Facebook, [[Autism|"My Mind is a Blank"]]. He rages at the CWCki, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and [[stress]] all in the same post. One of Chris's white knights compares our treatment of Chris to how the KKK treats blacks--a comment so ironic, even [[William Elliott Waterman]] was outraged.
  LINK TO MOST RECENT SIGHTING
* 21 January: A newer [[voicemail greeting]] is leaked onto YouTube.
-->[[Sightings_(2024)#Wendy's|
* 19 January: Christorians discover that Chris has removed all of his items to sell on [[eBay]]. Also, Chris discovers that his white knight, Kenneth Englehardt, bought a flesh-armed Sonic comic book...that had a preview for ''Sonic Boom''. Even though the comic's focus wasn't on the blue-armed bandit, Chris proceeded to rage and shun him out of his group.
* 18 January: Chris attacks his trolls on a video clip of ''The Amazing World of Gumball''--a show that airs on the same network as ''Sonic Boom''.
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''5 November''' - Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#I voted|casts his vote]]''' in the 2024 election, then records a '''[[Jesus Christ Chan Reacting to Presidential Elections 2024|livestream]]''' reacting to the results.
* '''4 November'''
**Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Crime reminder|implies]]''' that his [[Kamala Harris]] signs had either been defaced or stolen.
**Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Election stream announcement|announces]]''' a livestream for 5 November on the election results.
* '''2 November''' - Chris '''[[November 2024 social media posts#Still voting for Kamala Harris|posts]]''' more [[Kamala Harris]] drawings to [[Twitter]].
*'''1 November'''
**Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Exploring The End Realm.]]'''
**Chris '''[[Sightings_(2024)#Wendy's|is spotted]]''' at a Wendy's drive thru in Lynchburg.
*'''25 October''' - Chris releases '''[[Minecraft Defeating an Ender Dragon]]'''.
*'''22 October''' - Chris uploads '''[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan - BADEBUSSEN]]'''.
*'''18 October''' - Chris publishes '''[[Minecraft Search for an Ender Portal]]'''.
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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''4 October''' - [[The Place chats (October 2019)#Night Star, personality tests|Night Star, personality tests]] from [[October 2019]]
*'''27 August''' - [[The Place chats (February 2021)#Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness|Vaughn, HBO Max, and Sockness]] from [[February 2021]]
*'''13 August''' - [[Jail Art (reverse side)#Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004|Poorly-redacted Paperwork]] from [[May 2022]]
*'''25 June''' - [[Null DMs#Questioning Chris|Questioning Chris]] from [[January 2021]]
*'''24 June''' - [[Null DMs#Concern over poop DMs|Concern over poop DMs]] from [[January 2021]]


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Latest revision as of 19:09, 5 November 2024

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It is currently November 2024. It has been...
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day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

Recently Uncovered Info

Usage

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This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki Main Page. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; no more than seven entries should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in boldface, so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the current month article. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with Chris does X; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.