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'''EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE''' is a video released on 14 April 2017. [[Barbara Chandler]] makes her fourth on-camera appearance during the [[Financhu Crisis]], following July 2016's [[Donations Further Requested, Please]]. | '''EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE''' is a video released on 14 April 2017. [[Barbara Chandler]] makes her fourth on-camera appearance during the [[Financhu Crisis]], following July 2016's [[Donations Further Requested, Please]]. | ||
This time, she claims that Rappahannock, a power company in Virginia, is ready to cut service for [[14 Branchland Court]]. She and Chris attempt to guilt people into buying [[Stamps#Chris's stamp album| Chris's stamp collecting album]] for the absurd price of $1,000. | This time, she claims that Rappahannock, a power company in Virginia, is ready to cut service for [[14 Branchland Court]]. She and Chris attempt to guilt people into buying [[Stamps#Chris's stamp album| Chris's stamp collecting album]] for the absurd price of $1,000. One week prior to this video, Chris had received $1,500 after selling the [[Sonic Totem]], and within a week had burned though ''all of it'' with $750 worth of Skylanders junk for his stamp raffle, $400 on a [[$400 gold necklace|gold necklace for Barb]], ''which she is wearing in this video while begging'', and a few hundred dollars for his credit card debt and food.<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]]</ref> | ||
This video follows a similar pattern | This video follows a similar pattern to [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]], released less than a year before, in which Barb and Chris had begged to have money for her medication. At that time, Chris had wasted $250 on Transformer toys two weeks beforehand. | ||
Furthermore, the Chandlers have a habit of being late on their power bill. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] found that, in June 2016, they were at risk of having their power shut off due to only paying minimums for months and allowing the bills to pile up<ref> | Furthermore, the Chandlers have a habit of being late on their power bill. [[Arthur Spatchcock]] found that, in June 2016, they were at risk of having their power shut off due to only paying minimums for months and allowing the bills to pile up.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (MasterDisaster)#Chandler Finances]]</ref> At that time, Chris was known to keep the PS4 in his [[Work Room]] running 24/7, and it's evident he's learned nothing about conserving electricity since then - the next video after EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE shows a large space heater and showcases various expensive electronics. | ||
The video has a nightmarish tone to it. Barb, sitting on her bed and staring off to the side, slowly speaks, and appears to be extremely frail and feeble. In the next video, Barb still only eeks out a few syllables per breath | The video has a nightmarish tone to it. Barb, sitting on her bed and staring off to the side, slowly speaks, and appears to be extremely frail and feeble. In the next video, Barb still only eeks out a few syllables per breath. | ||
However, in the [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|next video]], shot during the same day, she is seen walking around (entering the frame from the stairs, indicating she can walk up and down steps without aid) and is more cognizant, entering the room to inform Chris they are out of cat food and even whispering to him to use a "new bank account" to pay for it. This | However, in the [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|next video]], shot during the same day, she is seen walking around (entering the frame from the stairs, indicating she can walk up and down steps without aid) and is more cognizant, entering the room to inform Chris they are out of cat food and even whispering to him to use a "new bank account" to pay for it. This suggests that her appearance in this video may have been affected to manipulate Chris and/or his audience. | ||
==Video== | ==Video== | ||
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| name = EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE | | name = EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE | ||
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| stardate = 14 April 2017 | | stardate = 14 April 2017 | ||
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| next = [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]] | | next = [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]] | ||
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{{quote|Buy the stamp album for a thousand dollars|Barb}} | |||
''Description'' | ''Description'' | ||
{{quotebox|https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160 | {{quotebox|https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160 | ||
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==Transcript== | ==Transcript== | ||
Chris: Action | <font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Action. | ||
= | <font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> My name is Barbara Chandler. We are... in an emergency... situation. Rappahannock is getting ready to... cut our service. That will... stop... us from doing anythin'. Cooking... [''five second pause''] ...whatever. Please, somebody buy the stamp album for a thousand dollars, to help us with our emergency. Thank you. | ||
==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
Latest revision as of 06:16, 21 December 2024
EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE is a video released on 14 April 2017. Barbara Chandler makes her fourth on-camera appearance during the Financhu Crisis, following July 2016's Donations Further Requested, Please.
This time, she claims that Rappahannock, a power company in Virginia, is ready to cut service for 14 Branchland Court. She and Chris attempt to guilt people into buying Chris's stamp collecting album for the absurd price of $1,000. One week prior to this video, Chris had received $1,500 after selling the Sonic Totem, and within a week had burned though all of it with $750 worth of Skylanders junk for his stamp raffle, $400 on a gold necklace for Barb, which she is wearing in this video while begging, and a few hundred dollars for his credit card debt and food.[1]
This video follows a similar pattern to Donations Required, Serious. Please help, released less than a year before, in which Barb and Chris had begged to have money for her medication. At that time, Chris had wasted $250 on Transformer toys two weeks beforehand.
Furthermore, the Chandlers have a habit of being late on their power bill. Arthur Spatchcock found that, in June 2016, they were at risk of having their power shut off due to only paying minimums for months and allowing the bills to pile up.[2] At that time, Chris was known to keep the PS4 in his Work Room running 24/7, and it's evident he's learned nothing about conserving electricity since then - the next video after EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE shows a large space heater and showcases various expensive electronics.
The video has a nightmarish tone to it. Barb, sitting on her bed and staring off to the side, slowly speaks, and appears to be extremely frail and feeble. In the next video, Barb still only eeks out a few syllables per breath.
However, in the next video, shot during the same day, she is seen walking around (entering the frame from the stairs, indicating she can walk up and down steps without aid) and is more cognizant, entering the room to inform Chris they are out of cat food and even whispering to him to use a "new bank account" to pay for it. This suggests that her appearance in this video may have been affected to manipulate Chris and/or his audience.
Video
| EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 14 April 2017 |
| Subject Matter |  Handouts
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| Performance Style |  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Financhu Crisis
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous By the book, Buy the book plus update |
next Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017 |
| “ | Buy the stamp album for a thousand dollars | ” |
| Barb | ||
Description
| https://www.ebay.com/itm/282420279160
via YouTube Capture |
Transcript
Chris: Action.
Barb: My name is Barbara Chandler. We are... in an emergency... situation. Rappahannock is getting ready to... cut our service. That will... stop... us from doing anythin'. Cooking... [five second pause] ...whatever. Please, somebody buy the stamp album for a thousand dollars, to help us with our emergency. Thank you.
Sources
| ⇐ By the book, Buy the book plus update | Chris's videos | Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017 ⇒ |