Sonichu (game)

It was supposed to come out on GBA. Guess what? For some reason, it didn't. Also notice the spelling mistake in 'Advance' that was poorly corrected. Honor roll, my ass.

To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.

The prospect of creating an OFFICIAL Sonichu Game is one of Chris's long lasting delusions. Being the total fucktard he is, he wants Nintendo and Sega to team up and create this game starring his shitty excuse for a character. But as in many other areas Chris is not very loyal to anyone, and because of this he is almost as easily tricked by trolls pretending to be game developers as he is by trolls pretending to be girls.

Chris's game proposals

Unfortunately for people who want to make sense of the whole mess, Chris is extremely vague about what he envisions his ideal games to be. He seems to come up with different game ideas and names, without really bothering to make them too different from each other. The game ideas seem to come and go based on the systems Chris has owned and used at the time, and he seems to be perfectly willing to let the trolls highly competent game designers to take full charge of every aspect of naming and design these games, as long as his vague parameters are followed.

Chris has never (at least publicly) produced any sort of a concrete plan for what the games should be like gameplay-wise, and has only stated what characters he envisions the games should have, what sort of "adventures" he envisions the characters should have, and how those characters could possibly tie into level designs. He hasn't stated some very basic gameplay details, such as the supposed genres of the games; "Pokémon Lightning Version" is easy to figure out, but the rest are anyone's guess. He is possibly picturing the games as some sort of a continuation of the 3D Sonic game series, if one has to hazard a guess into deciphering Chris's intentions. All this is highly alarming, because even the most clueless fangame designers can usually get this much done. Chris spends much more time pitching the game idea itself (which basically just boils down to "make these games for me", and little else), the characters (which are 100% his and no one else's, and even Nintendo needs a permission from him), and ideas concerning his personal involvement (making advertisements, and offering to act as a voice actor).

Aside of nebulous ideas about his dream Sonichu game, Chris has also proposed several different game ideas:

• Sonichu Adventure (GameCube, Game Boy Advance)
• Pokemon: Lightning Version
• Sonichu Advance
• Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles (Wii, PS2, PS3, Never on Hex-Box)

Ironically, Chris's dream of a Sonichu game, at least based on Miyamoto saga is that his Sonichu game isn't even really about Sonichu but rather pushing for Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles, where Sonichu and Rosechu are minor characters with the main focus on Chris struggling to adjust to adult life.

The Sonichu game was planned to be released on all consoles except the Hexbawx 360, due to Chris's pathological Sony-fanboyism and/or his unwillingness to spend his monthly tugboat on an online connection rather than games. Chris is also hoping the games to be developed on both PlayStation 2 and PlayStation 3, despite of the fact that PlayStation 2 has been put on the back burner as far as most developers are concerned.

Plans for game add-ons

Transcending history and the world, a tale of jerkops and trolls, eternally retold: In Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles ad, Chris promised CWC and Sonichu-related content for Soulcalibur IV. The plan fell through because most players didn't want to get fiercely entangled in the Sonichu medallion chains.

Over the Miyamoto Saga, the trolls convinced Chris that Animal Crossing: City Folk would get Sonichu and Rosechu as villagers.

Chris's own game development projects

Chris has chosen LittleBigPlanet as his own Sonichu game development platform of choice. So far, this has produced a lot of very jawdropping brand of failure.

Why all this is futile

Plain and simple, none of the media companies want unsolicited ideas from the public, out of fear of litigation. No one will make you a book or a film or a TV episode if you just got a cool idea. Game industry is not an exception. This fact has been pointed out to Chris a lot of times (and at least twice by real Nintendo representatives, as evidenced by the letters he has read in the Captain's Logs). Unfortunately, Chris misinterpreted all this.

Game companies may be willing to negotiate a deal to use their properties (such as characters) in games developed by third parties, but those proposals are usually backed up by actual creative teams of developers, and serious, complete plans for games - if not outright working prototypes already. Even in the case the properties are tacked on the prototype later on, the prototypes are usually fully developed so that they can be used without those properties if the plans fall through. (Example: Star Fox Adventures began as a game that was completely unrelated to Star Fox universe, but Nintendo felt the game was better with SF characters.)

The collision of Chris, Loyal Fans and would-be game developers

Chris's plea to his fans (Mid-2008)

In mid 2008, trying to cash on what he believes to be a massive fanbase (in actuality, trolls pretending to be fans), Chris implores his fans to be his personal army and beg Nintendo, Sega, and Sony to make his game (because they've probably stopped responding to Chris even with form letters).

With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take Sonichu and my world of Cwcville back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between Nintendo, the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first Commodore 64 computer, SEGA, the company who introduced Sonic the Hedgehog as not only my Life-Long Hero, after the American Rabbit, but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since 1991, and myself, Christian Weston Chandler, we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination

You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable Four Hundred and Ninty-Three Pok'emon.

Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of the Comic Book Series, likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, 2008 or 1st Quarter, 2009

And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "Sonichu's Adventure" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for Gamecube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as Gamecube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on the moon. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the Chaotic Combo as well.

And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the Jerkops, I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; Megan Schroeder and Anna McLerran to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content); screw the HEX-Box.

And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!

The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone, Snail-Mail, or In Person; I will NOT accept E-Mail, because apparently THAT CAN be Faked.. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.

Who do you want to catch?

Sonichu and Rosechu!

Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?

Christian Weston Chandler!

When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?

NOW!!! - Chris-chan rallying his fans

We'll get right on that, Chris.

JK Productions (August 2008)

Main article: JK Productions

In Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008 Chris describes what he envisions for the upcoming Sonichu game being developed by JK Productions.

Alright. Well, first off, I am going to, uh, give y'all some talk as, uh, w-- as, uh... suggested by my, uh, associates, who are in… on the Sonichu game that's-- uh, that's, uh, in development. I'm, uh, still thinkin’ about the, uh, story very much. It's in m-- all-- it's-- well, I got a big chunk of the stories in my head. It's gonna be, like, multiple stories, like, you know… we’ll go through multiple characters-- uh, all the original Sonichu and Rosechu hedgehogs. That's, uh, one idea. Yeah. So, uh…

Once we get this-- uh, once we get the, uh, game o-- game project off the ground, hopefully with the assistance of Nintendo of America and Sega of America [inhales sharply]... we will de-- w-- there will definitely be the, uh, release of the official Sonichu merchandise, including officially-released and… distributed-- manufactured medallions, for, uh, one thing. Copies of my, uh, C-- my CWC on TV DVD… that you've seen only a few bits of on the, uh, YouTube… and such, and, uh, the ac-- as well as, uh, possible-- uh, S-- possible Sonichu action figures.

At the end of seas-- at the end of the comic’s season one, I will reveal that-- I will reveal that, uh… I take uh, Mary Lee Walsh’s, uh… wand… that's, uh, also known as th-- also, you know, is-- has the spirit of the evil Count Graduon. He's gonna be the big, leading villain… in the second season. I'll be tossin’ the wand… tossin’ it up to the moon, and, you can take a stab at, uh, who he will manifest into… that has been stranded on the moon since, uh… #1. Comic

First’ll be-- first at-- you’ll be able to unlock by-- you'll be able to play by default in the video game-- the Sonichu game... will be... Sonichu. The original-- the original Sonichu. [inhales deeply] Basically, with the opening’d be him being-- running about like, you know, like Sonic the Hedgehog would? And then, he finds out that, uh… Rosechu's been kidnapped. So, uh, he's-- so the-- basically, his story will be to, uh… go out and rescue her.

First, we, uh, see her makin' her trek down to the, uh, shop-- down to the shopping mall, and she-- and then, uh, we-- uh… As she g-- we follow her as she, uh, picks up the-- uh, multiple number of items she, uh, wants and needs, like, uh, [switches to a disturbing falsetto] “Ooh! Look at that ring! That ring's so pretty!” [switches back to normal voice] Yeah. And then, eventually, she will get kidnapped, and that will be where it will tie into the beginning of Sonichu's story.

And yes, Black Sonichu will, uh… yeah, definitely give him his story in the-- his own storyline, like, you know… you know, basically, starts off as ba-- starts off bad like he did, but then, uh, he gets betrayed by, uh, Naitsirhc who turns into Reldnahc. Yeah. S-- so, anyway, uh… yeah, they basically lea-- so, they basically leaves him… behind, and, uh… tries-- goes about, uh, lookin’ up his own, uh, meaning of, uh, life, and whatnot… like, uh, similarly-- how Shadow would.

Okay. So, uh, anyway, point is… Sonichu game: I just gave you the, uh, details on that… gave you a little sneak peek at the, uh… Spring Break issue… and, uh… and the Season One. But, uh, basically, the, uh, Sonichu game will definitely have, uh, you know, stories between… Sonichu and Rosechu and all-- and the other Hedgehogs. The-- they're like if y-- or like, uh, they'll, uh, start it-- they'll start off with the stories that originally originate in Season One. They'll mostly be, uh, the newer stories that'll be s-- revealed in Season Two.

Miyamoto Saga (January 2009)

Main article: Miyamoto Saga

In the beginning of 2009, Chris thought he was in talks with Nintendo about releasing the game on the Sony platform. He was, however, being trolled.

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See Also

• JK Productions
• Reggie Fils-Aimé