Difference between revisions of "Surfshack Tito (troll)"
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A week later, trolls discovered the identity of [[The Wallflower]], throwing Chris into a flailing rage. Initially, Chris seemed to blame Clyde for the breakup of his latest one-sided relationship, but on [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|14 March 2010]], he released a video suggesting that he viewed Tito as the culprit. In that clip, he declares, "Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered." Threats involving a shillelagh and Chris's deadly [[pocket knife]] followed. | A week later, trolls discovered the identity of [[The Wallflower]], throwing Chris into a flailing rage. Initially, Chris seemed to blame Clyde for the breakup of his latest one-sided relationship, but on [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|14 March 2010]], he released a video suggesting that he viewed Tito as the culprit. In that clip, he declares, "Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered." Threats involving a shillelagh and Chris's deadly [[pocket knife]] followed. | ||
Tito apparently kept up the pressure on Chris through the next few days of March 2010. On 18 March, Chris released [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|yet another threatening video]], which accused Tito of stealing the Wallflower from him, called him a "womanizing rapist" and a "pickle-suited nigger," and alluded to e-mails he had received from Tito (their contents unspecified, but Chris definitely didn't like them). | Tito apparently kept up the pressure on Chris through the next few days of March 2010. On 18 March, Chris released [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|yet another threatening video]], which accused Tito of stealing the Wallflower from him, called him a "womanizing rapist" and a "pickle-suited [[nigger]]," and alluded to e-mails he had received from Tito (their contents unspecified, but Chris definitely didn't like them). | ||
==E-mails with Chris== | ==E-mails with Chris== | ||
Revision as of 14:17, 18 March 2010
Surfshack Tito is a mysterious troll who first emerged in early March 2010. His arrival was reminiscent of the rise of Jack Thaddeus in the summer of 2009 — like Jack, he first made his mark by hacking Chris's PlayStation Network accounts.
The nickname "Surfshack Tito" is a reference to the corpulent surf-shop owner from the Nickelodeon kids' cartoon Rocket Power.
Tito in Chris's videos
Chris first addressed Tito in a video released on 2 March 2010. His comments were brief and cryptic. Chris merely referred to Tito by name, threatened him with doom in his nightmares, and delivered a Curse Shot attack.
Shortly afterward, Clyde Cash explained that Tito had hacked Chris's PSN account a few days prior, in late February. This revelation was accompanied by another info-dump concerning Chris's ongoing downloadable-content spending spree.
A week later, trolls discovered the identity of The Wallflower, throwing Chris into a flailing rage. Initially, Chris seemed to blame Clyde for the breakup of his latest one-sided relationship, but on 14 March 2010, he released a video suggesting that he viewed Tito as the culprit. In that clip, he declares, "Tito. Listen to me, you son of a bitch. Your-your days are numbered." Threats involving a shillelagh and Chris's deadly pocket knife followed.
Tito apparently kept up the pressure on Chris through the next few days of March 2010. On 18 March, Chris released yet another threatening video, which accused Tito of stealing the Wallflower from him, called him a "womanizing rapist" and a "pickle-suited nigger," and alluded to e-mails he had received from Tito (their contents unspecified, but Chris definitely didn't like them).
E-mails with Chris
- Main article: Surfshack Tito Emails
During mid-March 2010, Tito exchanged several e-mails with Chris, baiting him with regard to the revelation of the Wallflower's identity and other subjects. Their conversations reveal that Chris was aware of his gal-pal's interest in gay slash fiction, and was apparently willing to look past it (the quest for china trumping all other considerations). The e-mails also feature Chris employing the word "nigger" with great enthusiasm.