User talk:GodofThunderGodofWar

Hi there!

Welcome to CWCKI!

Welcome to CWCki! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

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Once again, welcome to CWCki!

--Champthom 04:32, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck the welcome template, Chris doesn't even deserve one. Pfargtl9000 01:47, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

• Don't fucking remove things from other people's user page. Chris is a CWCki user and he deserves a god damn welcome. --Champthom 03:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

We haven't banned this faggot have we? Shawths

The great Clyde Cash has told us not to ban him. Pfargtl9000 01:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Fuck you Chris. Go back to your leeches and your potions! P.S.: How's your father doing? SniperFire16

Chris it is time to come out of your closet you homo. --Psycatalyst 02:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Glad we haven't banned him yet. BTW could we add some templates from ED to "improve" his page? Shawths

Herro hero! --Anonymax 02:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Welcome to the CWCki, fucknugget!-trombonista 02:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--Beat 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hi Chris. Nice job with your threat of vandalizing three pages before playing your PS3. Good job. No one ban him. Let him do whatever the fuck he wants. Clydec 23:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris, how's it hanging? never mind, you'll never read this, too busy playing the PStriple, you know if you just sold that thing you'd be able to update the comic more. --Homor 01:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Issue 10.5 coming soon to the CWCki! :D --Marco 01:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

'Ey Chris, I have a game I would recommend to you. Dante's Inferno. Play through the whole thing and pay VERY Close attention to the plot. -CWCville Sanitation

God does not look well on those who worship false gods like Thor. Your going to hell sodomite. Shawths

Enjoy your stay Chris. It isn't going to be long now that you've proven to be an even bigger bigot than we thought you were. Pfargtl9000 01:51, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

hey Chris, huge fan here. Just a heads-up: some people and I are writing a biography about you. --Fabrosi 02:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, give us your Pokemon friend code so we can all beat you at your favorite game.--MoarLurk 02:08, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, you autistic waste of space! It's me, one of the guys who vandalized your wiki. Did you see the page I created with the giant, hard-to-ignore piece of gay Pokeporn? That was great. And now you've come and made your half-assed vandalism. Seriously, we all know you spend the American public's money on things to play and shove up your ass. And to top it off, you confirm that you are quite proud of your Rule 34. Do you actually think that anybody besides you and a monkey with Down's Syndrome considers that to be sexy? Also, Reginald Sneasel is GAYYYYYYY!!! DO NOT MISLABEL HIM AS STRAIGHT!!! Finally, please stop wasting all of your time with your PS3 and update your fucking comic as soon as your (by your, I mean the Sysop's) site is fixed. --MaxTehManyula 02:25, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chris. How's it going? I gotta say man, I'm a little disappointed in your vandalism attempts. I mean, how hard is blanking pages, really?--Beat 02:59, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hey Chris, hows it going. I too violated your CWCipedia. The part about your mothers phone number, pedophillia, and sucking nigger cocks were particularly lulzy. Anyways, just wanted to say I hate you, you suck at life, and go suck those nigger cocks you love so much, and rape those children. Anyways, love your fail attempts at editing the CWCki. Keep trying you worthless faggot, just wasting more of your time.

Peace, and have a good day retard!--Chris_Pickles

You put more effort into making a threat than you do delivering on it. It's like you don't care that we mock you! Can you do anything right? You can't hold a job, you scare away every girl you see, you can't put effort into anything - Your life has no meaning to find!--OFSheep 03:35, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

What stunning and magnificent revenge, Chris. This was a clearly well thought out and well implemented movement, we never knew what hit us.--Sonichuistehcool 03:41, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Sup Chrissy. I'm a huge fan. How's your girlfriend doing? Welcome to the CWCki and please continue to enjoy your virginity!!! --Ano de freshman 03:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

You beefed it.--Massive Dynamic 04:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Hello, Chris. Remember me? I went by the name of Thermidor went I vandalized your CWCipedia. Out of all the years of my life and of all the wicked and twisted people that I've encountered, none of them could ever match up to you. You are so disgusting, so vile, and so irredeemably evil, that you make Old King look like Mahatma Gandhi. Are these video game references flying over your tiny, closed-minded brain? They probably do, because judging by your PSN activity, you don't play any games that take actual effort in order to beat. I've seen your gameplay footage, and I can see that your skills are utterly pathetic. You can't even coordinate your jumps in Little Big Planet! I know of elementary school kids who have better gaming skills than you! Your life has no value, and this world would be far better off without you. --BreadGod 04:42, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris can we be friends Evang 04:50, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh! I almost forgot! I am also the original person who started the whole "Ian Brandon Anderson" name! Yes! I worked with Liquid, it's true. I am dead...fucking....serious! How does it feel Chris to finally meet the one who started it all? The name you hate, and detest so much? Nothing puts a smile on my face more than knowing that name drives you insane. Come on Chris, I just admitted it, what are you gonna do? wave more pocket knives at the camera?

Later Ian.--Chris_Pickles

Chris, why didn't you try to get rid of the articles on your past sweethearts and your parents? I thought that was why you were mad at the CWCki? --Exemplary 05:19, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Haven't you noticed that Chris cares only about Chris? Hell, I care more about some of his characters, as well as his father, than he does. --MaxTehManyula 05:27, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris, just come out--we all know your secret. You're actually a pregnant woman who has issues with premature balding. You're clearly pregnant, you've clearly got boobs, you have a high voice, and that dick looks photoshoped/artificial. It's okay, Christine. Just admit it and everything will be okay. Also quit whatever drugs you make your videos/comics on, it's not good for the baby.--MoarLurk 05:34, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

you'll never vandalize the truth, nor can you hide from it. might as well face it, chris! we'll all respect you if you do. -- This post brought to you by ShotgunJones 06:07, 3 April 2010 (UTC)! Thanks for reading!

CHOCOLATE VANILLA SWIRLS 8D —Thepicklesuitintheman 06:10, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Do you guys think he really is going to read all of these? --T K 19 08:01, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

• Probably not. He exposed himself so easily, and got caught red-handed. Knowing the idiotic coward he is, he won't come back. I remember when he tried to make an account on the ED forums, he was on one day and people figured out it was him right away, and he never went back. If he does come back, he's only going to get harassed more and more, and he'd leave anyways. I'd be surprised if he made any more feeble attempts to edit pages, but now that he's been exposed, i'm sure he's crashed into slumber, but not before licking his wounds of self-defeat.-Chris_Pickles 04:52, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

• Can't you just imagine him sitting in his bedroom full of toys in his parents house just racking his brain, "How do they always know it's me? They musta made a deal with the DEBIL, da damn dirty trowlls!" —Thepicklesuitintheman 14:58, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Kommt jetzt die Zeit, CWCipedia zu kämpfen! Wir mussen die Sonichu ausrotten! CWC-HEIL! --EdTheSonichuNazi1894 09:53, 3 April 2010

Since Im new here

JULAYYYY JULAYYYYY! Dkd 10:22, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

^ Chris please note that most some of your trolls are beyond this. --Thorgnzorrg 15:02, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Quit Vandalising the CWCki

You damn stalking, autism-stupid, pickle-hating CRACKER! --Team CWCket 12:28, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

I fuckin' love me some headers

Chris, if you stare into the abyss for long enough, the abyss will stare back into you. The more you try to vandalize this wiki, the more and more in tune you'll become with it.

Or more likely you'll be made fun of and also ineffectual. Anyway, have a nice day (as you always seem to say, even when you're enraged with someone)! --Ashley (discuss) 12:57, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

I HAVE A PREDICTION

I bet all of you $50 that Chris will make a video in the next few days where he unleashes anger at his CWCki banning. --Blunderscore 13:04, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Just to note that Chris is not banned - by decree of Clyde Cash. We encourage Chris to contribute to the CWCiki but we'll give him a bit of edit-reversing assistance while he becomes accustomed to our editing styles and content. --Anonymax 18:22, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

Not a Troll Section

Hey users who are DEFINITELY not trolls, post your responses here! :D

Chris! Hey, I'm your biggest fan. I tried to help blank pages and stuff but the changes were reverted. I'm so sorry! By the way can you accept my facebook friends request, or e-mail me at sandy.sasayaki@gmail.com ? -- Love, Sandy Sasayaki

Dear Chris

Dear Chris: I wrote but you still aint calling. I left my cell my pager and my home phone at the bottom. I sent 2 letters back in autumn. You must not have got'em. But anyway fuck it man whats been up man hows your comic? Im studying to be an artist to. If I create a parody character, guess what Im gonna call it. Im gonna call it rosie.

i read about your dog Patti to Im sorry. My cat died to after somebitch ran him over. You probably hear this every day, but im your biggest fan. Ive even read the asperchu shit you did with Alec. That shit was fab.

i made the ED page with all your pictures man. i like the parody you did of uncle Ruckus to. That shit was fab. Any way hit me back just to chat truly yours your biggest fan.

Dkd 13:29, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

So I heard

You like pickles because of their shape