Talk:Facebook

To Do

• archive the messages on a separate page (Facebook messages works)
• maybe make a separate page to mirror Chris's Facebook account (to clarify, his Facebook page as it appeared before it was hacked - --Champthom 04:20, 2 June 2009 (CEST))
• include his notes (maybe a separate page for that too, actually)

As for this page, maybe just outline the extent Chris used Facebook, highlight some of the stuff with it, etc. --Champthom 05:09, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

To put it bluntly; this page needs more words. Some of the messages are very funny when juxtaposed. He would rather go out with a jailbait 17 year old "party girl" (read:slut) than a empathetic single mom. --Jump 23:44, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

• A general commentary for the current themes that pop up in Chris's Facebook messages and in his Facebook page and notes are more warranted than commentary for each and every individual e-mail.

I know that the Miyamoto Saga e-mails have a commentary of it but most of it is from Clyde (RIP) who provides a commentary on what he was saying as he lost the original sent e-mails from when he was Miyamoto.

But really, I think just a general commentary is needed and that Chris's messages are far more amusing and should speak for themselves. --Champthom 04:55, 2 June 2009 (CEST)

Whatever you say, hoss. Mind was a little skewed due to rage.

What to do STILL - Go through his statuses. How lonesome is this fuck going to be? evenmore.zip Clydec 19:59, 19 September 2010 (PDT)

Collapsible gallery

Oh, and can we make the gallery collapsible? I know standard wiki formatting has the gallery at the bottom, but, like you said, they speak for themselves, so a general commentary would be more aesthetically pleasing below it. Gives the reader space to grasp the fucktardedness before adding our POV. Just a suggestion.--Jump 04:51, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

• A collapsible gallery would be great, but can you make one? God help us that none of us can't edit unless it's basic shit like making templates (read: copy and pasting stuff from Wikipedia templates, lol), editing pages, etc. Seriously, we could use collapsible galleries in a lot of pages but no one has gotten around to it. --Champthom 09:50, 3 June 2009 (CEST)

• Oh, damn, I assumed you were a senior wikifag. I'll see what I can do, it can't be too difficult, right? --Jump 03:17, 4 June 2009 (CEST)

• I am a wikifag. See Template:Collapsible. Axe 03:31, 5 June 2009 (CEST)

Has Chris regained use of this profile, or is it still under troll control?

I was under the impression he got it back, but it seems not long ago he posted a status that was pretty clearly a troll. I'm mostly an idiot so there's a good chance this was obvious somewhere long ago, but the article doesn't really address what happened to the profile after trolls hijacked it. Is that something that could be included? --Bluedeanie 10:28, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

He's still using Facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Christian-Weston-Chandler/167832525915

Might wanna update that link.

• LOOKS LEGI- Oh wait. NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T. Freecell 19:53, 27 January 2011 (PST)

Gotta go with Freecell on this one...There is no way in hell this is Chris's facebook...though the going to the bar and bring his DS is something Chris has done before... --4Macie 20:46, 27 January 2011 (PST)

• What about this one? --Morbid Duck 18:43, 22 April 2011 (PDT)

1. "This is my real facebook. I had to make a new one due to all these trolls HARASSING ME AND HACKING MY ACCOUNT"
2. Uses an old picture everyone has
3. "Proud too say I'm still a virgin :)" group
4. Talking about Skyrim without a computer

Not Chris. Freecell (t/c) 07:17, 23 April 2011 (PDT)

• This just appeared on my "you might know this person" sidebar on Facebook. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 Frozenblwf

• That one seems pretty legit, Frozenblwf. A pic no one has seen before and the profile is private (so obviously not trying to grab everyone's attention). Good find! --Elliebytes 16:48, 5 July 2011 (PDT)

• Also, note he is wearing ear rings in both ears. Which means they are recent due to him getting his ears pierced. My money is on this being legit. CFA 19:07, 6 July 2011 (PDT)CFA

• Looks like the page has been deleted. Barachulove 03:53, 7 July 2011 (PDT)

• One of the Bobs on facebook is friends with this account, but I'm pretty sure it's not him because the photo is too old. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1801600742 LAG4U 03:15, 13 July 2011 (PDT)

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 will take you to Chris's facebook profile that uses his typical "chrischansonichu@aol.com" email address. This is a profile picture we've never seen (or at least I don't think we have)*NOTE: It says it was added THIS monday, the 23 of January 2012, so yes, he's still using facebook. It will need a screen cap added. --4Macie 08:42, 25 January 2012 (PST)

• There's also a note he's published about what he wants in a girl...it's pretty hilariously chris:
  • Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family).

-21 to 29-years old -Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT -Caring, Sweet, Honest -Education: High School Graduate and/or Better -NOT A Smoker -Social Drinker or non-alcoholic -Upfront -No STDs -Carefree/Light-Hearted -Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy) -Takative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem -Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs) -Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet, 10 inches -Brunette or Blonde hair -B-Cup size minimum -Clean -Casual -Not Crazy or Abusive -Make-Up Optional -Well-Informed to Expert in sex --4Macie 08:46, 25 January 2012 (PST)

Doesn't look like Tineye or Google Reverse Image Search are turning up anything, either. Guess it is a new picture. I used to know how to pull someone's full profile picture, but I don't remember anymore. I'll see if I can find it. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Freecell (talk • contribs) 08:47, 25 January 2012 (PST)

I was so intent on dicking around that I didn't realise that his full profile picture is readily available. Never mind. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Freecell (talk • contribs) 09:04, 25 January 2012 (PST)

Oh my atheist god, he just doesn't get it. While the picture is arguably an improvement over the old ones, this list is... just... just... it has the Chris-essence condensed and distilled in it. It creeps me out. - LucidFox 09:05, 25 January 2012 (PST)

Dead link

During several automated bot runs the following external link was found to be unavailable. Please check if the link is in fact down and fix or remove it in that case!

• http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian_Weston_Chandler/579729310
  • In Facebook on 2011-09-20 22:38:31, 404 Not Found
  • In Facebook on 2011-09-28 08:04:22, 404 Not Found

--Anonymax 01:04, 28 September 2011 (PDT)

Closed/Privatized

I can no longer find his account under chrischansonichu@aol.com; he has either closed it or listed it to private. He had a 'facebook friend' named Kim Wilson who is still listed though. Should it be mentioned in the article that as of Valentines day Chris no longer had a visible facebook page? --4Macie 09:26, 15 February 2012 (PST)

Recent leaks

As stated previously by the February 2012 page, some screencaps of Chris Facebook wall have been leaked, can we put it on the article or is it too early (a risk of Chris seeing them and leave the internet)-- ADDENDUM : The file name are Chfb1.png to Chfb4.png (uploaded by a user named Westbound) René Duprée 13:02, 17 February 2012 (PST)

I doubt anyone would mind you adding them as long as they don't make it on the update right away. Westbound 08:53, 23 February 2012 (PST)

Something Fishy

All of the recent posts on FB seem odd The writing seems forced and the content seems to perfect.

Im wondering if this is the act of trolls. Especially the "going back to fashion square with my sign" posts. it just seems like the work of a troll or Chris trying to be a troll. In light of the severity of the court cases and the fact that christian was on a FB hiatus that was possibly due to his lawyers direction, i am in severe doubt as to the genuineness of the recent posts. I understand that came from the TRUE and HONEST CWC account but it just seems... fishy... slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ 10:26, 27 April 2012 (PDT)

• Canine has confirmed it. Cogs has confirmed it. Anna is friends with the account, and we all know that Anna and the inner circle don't agree with each other. There is no reason to doubt that this account belongs to Chris. Also, Chris's writing has always seemed forced and anything new about him is always unbelievable at first.--MoarLurk 11:34, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
  • I don't think slimz was doubting that the account was Chris's, I think slimz was insinuating that these accounts are "100%" Chris. (Either by hack or by assistance) --4Macie 21:05, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
• Chris is probably trying to goad da trollz into a mall confrontation, complete with curse-ye-ha-me-has. Eamoo 11:44, 27 April 2012 (PDT)
  • I'll admit I think it's all a bit odd but then who knows what is going through Chris's mind at this stage. He seems to be viewing himself as a master troll given the screencaps of the forums and what not. Who knows what he wants. --Gytrash 07:22, 29 April 2012 (PDT)

"Hynamin"?

I believe Chris may be referring to MythBuster Jamie Hyneman in his most recent note. I have done a quick search of tour information and could not yield anything recent in Virgina. If someone higher on the totem pole could check into this, I think it'd be worth their while. --IwegalBadnik 20:21, 1 May 2012 (PDT)

• That or he fails at spelling "hymen." BeefCurtains 20:47, 2 May 2012 (PDT)
  • I bet this is it http://www.vtnews.vt.edu/articles/2012/04/042512-vbi-usasef.html an excerpt

"""The USA Science & Engineering Festival will also feature leading science celebrities like Bill Nye of "Bill Nye the Science Guy." Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage of the "MythBusters" will appear live during the finale expo. Also scheduled to appear are Jeff Lieberman from Discovery Channel’s series "Time Warp" and Apollo Robbins, who is known as the "gentleman thief," from National Geographic’s "Brain Games."""" slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ 09:03, 3 May 2012 (PDT)

Ah. Okay. Thanks for clarifying. BeefCurtains 22:26, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

Backpage

Backpage is a site like Craigslist that still allows escort advertising. We could probably browse the backpage site for his area and find someone that was/looked half Cherokee (olive skin, dark hair etc) and call them to get the story (if its at all true) virginia.backpage.com i cant do it from work but maybe later today ill look into it slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ 04:01, 2 May 2012 (PDT)

• Umm... I see where you're going with this, but I'm pretty sure that there's nary a hooker alive that would name-drop their johns to a stranger. The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here 16:08, 7 May 2012 (PDT)

Regarding the recent posts

Chris-chan seems mighty proud of the fact that he mislead us over a small piece of information, and he stated outright that there are more events that he may or may not be outright lying about. Does this mean we should take all his recent Facebook posts with a grain of salt? Including his claims that he got laid? The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here 12:09, 3 May 2012 (PDT)

That's exactly the reason I was arguing that it shouldn't be written in as fact on Da Update. I personally believe that he's telling the truth about it, but stating that anything is fact just because "Chris said so" would be a great way to ruin the integrity of our articles. After the last edit war over this, I'm not going to start another (since I'm busy with exams and don't have time for it), but if you change it, I won't stop you. —Preceding unsigned comment added by Freecell (talk • contribs) 01:47, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

• AGREED ! ! ! this could be an attempt by chris to change the facts about him online, to troll the trolls or to just create a fantasy world where he is no longer a virgin. It sounds legit but considdering there is a "friend" who "Brought them together" this could be a manipulation tactic by someone else. (a troll using chris to troll the trolls... thats priceless) slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ 04:41, 4 May 2012 (PDT)

Iphone

According to the "recent activity" on Chris's facebook...he now can access facebook through his Iphone...which means of course, he has an Iphone. Now does this information need to be posted anywhere in particular? --4Macie 00:08, 8 May 2012 (PDT)

It could also mean he's using an iPod touch or iPad. That just means he's using the app --Cthuluology 13:37, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

doubt it but i changed it to reflect that. Blaziken 17:32, 9 May 2012 (PDT)

Cole's Response to Chris

I noticed that CWC's half brother Cole finally got fed up with his shit and decided to throw his two cents in. Here are the caps below.

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CHN 16:17, 23 June 2012 (PDT)

• Looks like a fake Facebook account to me. Samboy 16:27, 23 June 2012 (PDT)

• I looked on his wall and I saw one of his past posts that reads this.

"I'm tired of getting harassed by people who want to know about my brother. Let me make this perfectly clear to you people: This Facebook is for friends and family only. No business, no film reviews, this is purely personal, so please respect my personal space and my brother's personal space.

I don't even know how or why I was found, and if the harassment persists, I'm involving the police.

Thank you."

It might be him since if that was a fake account it would most likely be used to "troll" Chris and not ask people to leave him alone. I understand why Cole is asking for personal space to be left alone by trolls wanting to know more about Chris because he doesn't want to be known for having a brother who acts like a total retard. I also feel sorry for him who might have seen the "cakefarts" video too. Cole is about what in his 50s and he's already doing something in his life by doing film reviews and of course he has his own family and he seems to rather want to spend more time in his job and family than talking to trolls about Chris. So in my opinion that account is Cole since imposters after Chris want to decimate more information about Chris for the world to share. Cole himself doesn't want to be bothered by Internet strangers about his brother and seeing that he has a career and family I can see why. CHN 16:48, 23 June 2012 (PDT)

Seems fake to me. "Cole" tells us that this facebook is for friends and family only... When he only has one friend in his account. Furthermore, if he was really not interested in being harassed by Christards he would have simply made his entire facebook private rather than have his posts visible to all. You could argue that Cole only says that he doesn't want to associated with Chris when in actuality he's trying to use him for attention, but I don't think this fits the pattern of behavior Cole has displayed in the past. From what I know he's trying to avoid being known as Chris's brother rather than using his sibling's infamy.

If you ask me the main motivation of "Cole" is to fool Chris rather than anyone else. This troll hopes that by posing as Chris's half brother he might get a response from him. I predict he'll fail although Chris's gullibility never fails to surprise me. - NegaCWC 12:30, 24 June 2012 (PDT)

Real or fake, he threatened to drag the cops into this if we kept bugging him, so let's assume real and spare ourselves the trouble. This one's a dead end anyway. The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here 23:16, 25 June 2012 (PDT)

It's fake. His real account is just Cole Smithey. It's the one with the profile picture of him playing the guitar. Alopax 01:13, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

20120623 Facebook Post

Does anyone have the text from the June 23rd post, or the means to access it? It's mentioned in the news, a portion of it was quoted on the main page, but it never got posted on this page. The Mad Butcher Of Insert Country Here 23:16, 25 June 2012 (PDT#

Here you go, and here's a screencap of Chris whining about some MLP shit. I'm not quite sure where we should put these two... I don't think these are notes since they aren't listed on Chris's facebook profile as such but what are they? Statuses? I don't really know how to properly label all this facebook stuff because I don't have an account #I had to borrow a friend's account in order to take those screencaps#... - NegaCWC 05:46, 26 June 2012 #PDT)

What about this one from June 26? Yes, a bunch of my freiends' avatars were included in the screencap, and no, they didn't go away even when I edited it, so don't bring it up. Alopax 01:35, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

iPhone

Hey I thought id bring this up again because there was a screen shot with a strange carrier (http://www.ntelos.com/)and i wanted to know, are they a official carrier? is this relevant to any page here? and if you have to have a jailbrake/unlock could this lead to further info gathering? Blaziken 22:31, 1 August 2012 (PDT)

• I looked up NTelos' Wikipedia page and yes, they are an official carrier, though a minor one as it functions primarily in the Virginias and yes, they officially carry the iPhone, doing so at a reduced price. Which means Chris' cheapness shines through again!--Blazer 22:42, 1 August 2012 (PDT)

Facebook leak

Looks like there's a new Facebook leak someone got here.

There's a lot there so get to it.--Champthom 05:15, 8 October 2012 (PDT)

Chris is updating his Facebook

Why isn't the FB page being updated? Chris is whining about the trolls again on his Facebook page and nobody is recording it. ElRodrigo 14:15, 22 February 2013 (PST)

• Why don't you do it? Love, Giantgroundsloth 21:24, 3 March 2013 (PST)

Recent topics

His recent response to Tara Strong's Twilightlicious. --SeventhBase 11:57, 1 March 2013 (PST)

Christian Weston Chandler
February 25 via mobile
near Charlottesville, VA

I fully understand the video, "Twilightlicious", is nearly a year old now, but in due reference to my recent post about "Smiley", I feel compelled to comment on Tara Strong's (voice actress of Twilight Sparkle) contribution towards the very objectionable contribution towards promoting Internet Troll(ing)s/Cyber-Bullies. And I wish my full post be forwarded to Miss Strong's full attention posthaste.

While I do respect her voice acting in MLP:FIM, and she does a good job at portraying Twilight, I feel distraught in hearing her voice not only in promoting Trolling, but linking Twilight with the act. Even as to dare mark the now alicorn a Mascot for Trolling. As a lot of people are aware of me, I have been a grave victim of Trolling for over five long years. I have been emotionally and mentally scarred by the Trolls' deceptions, lies, blackmail, slander of my once good name, and so forth. Now I am like a black sheep of the world for the wrongest of reasons and people are afraid, and misunderstand worse, of me and of who I am and was.

So, I address you, Miss Tara Strong. Did you have any knowledge or acknowledgement of what Trolling was and is, and how these horrible people have and continue to mentally and emotionally damage innocent people with their twisted, sick, demented an evil ways alongside Anonymous and 4Chan behind the veils of the Internet? How do you stand in the name of protecting innocent people from being emotionally and mentally damaged from such bullying? And what were you thinking at the time when you recorded your voice for "blackgryphon's" meme, which obviously depicted and promoted Trolling?

If you had absolutely no regard to the consequences of the people, including myself, who were, are and have been the tragic victims of the bullying Trolls, then I see a lot of disappointed Twilight Sparkle fans and Bronies ready to boo at you.

Please, prove my theory wrong, and make a statement directly from your person, and in the good name of Twilight Sparkle, Bubbles and all of the characters you've given your voice to.

Sincerely,
Christian W.Chandler
Ruckersville, VA, USA.

Updated Photo, March 2013

• 

Chris's profile picture as of 11th March 2013. -- Foetalwankstain 11:02, 14 March 2013 (PDT)

The imgur thread

All I can say is: holy shit. This deserves its own page.

Whoever made that eHarmony account is a hero. --DawnDusk 21:05, 27 May 2013 (PDT)

2013 Imgur Leak - You're welcome. Aschlafly 21:17, 14 June 2013 (PDT)

Shouldn't we break up the page?

I think the facebook messages section needs its own page or something. I don't really know, it's just that this page is super long now. ChaosAkita 22:26, 15 August 2013 (PDT)

• I agree. I think I should split the messages just like the Jackie E-mails. Alan Pardew 23:42, 16 August 2013 (PDT)

September 2013

Should we add transcripts of September 2013 posts from here? ChaosAkita 17:58, 23 October 2013 (PDT)

August 2013

I created a new page for the August 2013 posts. I figured more organization couldn't hurt this page. ChaosAkita 11:08, 3 November 2013 (PST)

Months and corresponding pages in imgur album

For future reference

• June 2012: 125-101
• July 2012: 100-85
• August 2012: 84-79
• September: 78-73
• October: 72-68
• November:67-58
• December 57-55

And for 2013

• January: 54-51
• February: 50-44
• March: 44-38
• April: 37-???

ChaosAkita 09:48, 5 November 2013 (PST)

Massive overhaul of Facebook section

Ok looks like I'm in charge of this place now. I'm planning on a massive overhaul of the facebook pages.

Here's what's in progress now

1. Separating Facebook posts into months 2. Separating notes, status updates, friends posts, etc 3. Transcribing posts from the imgur leak and adding them to the right place

Here's what I'm planning

1. Removing titles from status updates 2. Overhauling gallery 3. Trying to overhaul quoteboxes

ChaosAkita 09:57, 8 November 2013 (PST)

Sections for the Facebook pages

I'm not satisfied with the way the current facebook pages have been broken up so I'm planning on having the sections be in this order: Status Updates / Notes / Posts by Chris on Friend's Pages / Posts by Friends on Chris's page / Link Shares. Anyways this isn't set in stone, just something to think about. ChaosAkita 20:05, 22 November 2013 (PST)

Partial riddle solve

Sorry if this is long done, I'm not on the forums and have no clue where else to put this.

Anyway it's rhyming (mostly)

Mark = Mark Pie = my Birds = words Twister = Mister Hindu = if you (not sure on this one) Sphinx = Think Wall = fall, wall, all? Smurfette = perfect? Ship = shit? Flip?

• The answer is the Pittsburgh Pirates. I'll add an article about it later. Or you can check out here: http://cwckiforums.com/posts/106963/ Alan Pardew (talk) 04:32, 10 September 2014 (UTC)

April 2014

Should something be done about this page? It just seems a bit pointless to have it under the Facebook template if there's no content in it. Should the page be deleted, at this point, or just add this- -to it? Boomhauer (talk) 13:10, 11 October 2014 (UTC)