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'''Christmas''' is an annual [[Chris and religion|Christian]] celebration held on December 25 every year. Chris has usually had affection for it, given that it involves [man]children receiving gifts for no reason, and the [[obesity|consumption of large volumes of food]]. Notable C-Mases include:
'''Central Virginia Regional Jail''' (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts on his mother]] where he was held without bond from 2 [[August 2021]] through 28 [[February 2022]] - when he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] - and again from 3 [[May 2022]] until he was released from custody on 27 [[March 2023]]. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from [[14 Branchland Court]].
*[[1992]], when a talking bear changed Christopher's name
*[[2004]], when Chris wrote "[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]" and "[[ All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]"
*[[2009]], when he issued [[Jack Thaddeus]] with [[Kill De Jack|a festive death threat]]


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Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court.

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