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'''2014''' has been quite the rough year for [[Chris]]. Starting off [[2011|like]] [[2012|previous]] [[2013|years]], not much had happened, nor really expected, until a [[Chris and health|coffee maker in the lower bathroom]] of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler household]] had started an electrical fire; thus, [[Destruction Of Chris's House|burning down most of the property]]. Chris, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], and a few remaining [[Clover and Snoopy|pets]] managed to escape, but were left in a [[Rental House|temporary home]] for the time being. Things went quiet for the few months that followed the inferno, until Chris had once again become active that summer, when he began petitioning off and bidding [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing|original artwork]] on [[eBay]], [[Craigslist]], and other auctioning sites. With [[List of places that have banned Chris|mixed results]], it seemed Chris may have been recovering, both [[Chris and money|financially]] and [[Chris and art|in his self-entitled career]].


Unfortunately, it didn't last long, as by late summer/early fall, Chris had apparently found himself a new [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|sweetheart]], who was expected to be [[Kacey|yet]] [[BlueSpike|another]] [[Chloe|fabricated]] [[Ivy|lover]]. This speculation was met by even more false hope, in the form of "[[I Love You, Catherine]]", Chris's first video of 2014, addressed to (yet again) a new relationship he had apparently been in. It was later proven in [[November 2014|November]] that '[[Catherine]]' was in fact a [[Trolls|troll]] persona, misleading Chris into a gradual bout of [[Stress|depression]]; also known as [[Weening|weening]], a practice which has been highly frowned upon by the [[CWCki Forums|community]].
In [[March 2026]], ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are '''CPU Blue Heart''' Ciel of Lastation (a reference to [[Sony]]), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that ''Hyperdimension Neptunia''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s CPU Blue Heart be renamed.


With only a month left in the year, it seems that this may be Chris's lowest point, yet. And while his [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] still shines through a bit in recent months (such as with his irrational boycott of ''[[Sonic]] Boom''), many have come to simply pity Chris for everything that's gone on in his life, as of now.
According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|Console Patron Unit]] Goddess of the Nations of [[CWCville]] and Comma, and of the [[Commodore|Commodore Consoles]]. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' lore by the [[Idea Guys]], Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a [[coping|coping mechanism]] and enabling his [[messiah complex]]. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the [[Dimensional Merge]], with his own [[Enablers|group of "worshippers"]].


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In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that Hyperdimension Neptunia's CPU Blue Heart be renamed.

According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers".


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