User:ErsatzHouse

I am both fascinated and repulsed by the manchild. Actually, a bit by CWCwiki too, in a way. GodJesus, I certainly wouldn't like to have the trolls as enemies. Ever.

Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.

CWCki Artfag This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project.

Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Oh, and Desi is the best Chandler cat hands paws down, because:

1. He endured with feline aloofness Barbara's deathly and sudorific embrace at least once. Honestly, that's a feat.
2. His slippery shit, liberally scattered all over the house, constitutes both a biological and practical hazard - indirectly trolling its inhabitants. Especially Chris.
3. He's fucking fat, making him a fitting companion for Chris;
4. He's probably dead, therefore a martyr.

Snorlax-proof, dirty, gluttonous and scarcely aware of his environment, Desi is the feline version of Chris. And for that, I shall proudly display the following userbox.

Desi This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3