User:ErsatzHouse

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I am both fascinated and repulsed by the manchild. Actually, a bit by CWCwiki too, in a way. GodJesus, I certainly wouldn't like to have the trolls as enemies. Ever.


Flag of Europe Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels.
Art Palette CWCki Artfag
This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project.
Robert G. Ingersoll Agnostic
This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities.
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
BLANK Grammar Nazi
This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!
Virgin with Rage Virgin with rage
Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy.
Observer Observer
This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.


Oh, and Desi is the best Chandler cat hands paws down, because:


  1. He endured with feline aloofness Barbara's deathly and sudorific embrace at least once. Honestly, that's a feat.
  2. His slippery shit, liberally scattered all over the house, constitutes both a biological and practical hazard - indirectly trolling its inhabitants. Especially Chris.
  3. He's fucking fat, making him a fitting companion for Chris;
  4. He's probably dead, therefore a martyr.

Snorlax-proof, dirty, gluttonous and scarcely aware of his environment, Desi is the feline version of Chris. And for that, I shall proudly display the following userbox.


Desi Chandler Desi
This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3