Talk:Flipnote Hatena

Get all of chris's comments, save his flipnote bullshit creations

and uh

yeah. he favorited over 71 PAGES OF THESE FUCKING THINGS

Clydec 22:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Archive of comments in progress. --Anonymax 23:13, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016 Fuck, he knows we filmed him. Thelieisacake 23:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• By the way, it's page 22 of the comments.

I disagree. This is not conclusive confirmation that he was aware of people filming him. He could easily be referring to previous times where people have witnessed him out and about (like the Michael Snyder incident). He may have suspected people were following him about there but we don't know if he was aware for sure. I sense we may get a new video soon. --Anonymax 23:22, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• At least he didn't comment on all of them. I'm thinking get screencaps of everything he commented on and save his comments?
• I've saved all his comment images and plan on uploading them shortly. I would guess we can just link what the image is replaying to in the gallery captions. --Anonymax 23:35, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
• Uploaded - I had to change the format from the source GIFs since they don't play nicely with galleries. --Anonymax 00:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

jesus fffffffff

Chris has favorited over 2000 of these things. Clydec 23:45, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

• Yeah, I'm not about to list those. It's pretty obvious he just hits favorite on everything he moderately likes. Still I guess I could skim them to see if any TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu fanart is in there.--Beat 23:52, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

Holy mother of fuck, hahaha!

God, it's like this is all he did yesterday besides pretend the party was some kind of slo-mo rave to get underage girls at! --Enig-HAHAH 00:31, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Uh, hm. Yes, that is what happened. Thanks. Thelieisacake 00:33, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris has no hope of getting back to a normal life. The trolls are going to follow him and torment him until the day he dies, and he's unable to do a thing about it. --BreadGod 00:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

^ *Insert requiem for a dream music*--Wintermute 01:21, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris could very easily get back to a normal net life. The problem is, he can't help but be Chris. If he would stop signing everything and talking about himself in every post, he'd just be another guy on a forum. If you'll notice, most of his posts are either unfunny random humor that would be loss in the morass of the same or him shilling his custom content. Cut out the second and he'd fit right in. He'll never resist yelling about his Sonichu modkingdom or whatever custom thing he makes next because he's an idiot. On another note, Chris thinks that negative tone = lie given one of his quotes. I mean, no matter what sort of spin we put on it, that video of him humping a blow-up doll exists, no? --OFSheep 01:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Chris doesn't seem to consider negative tone=lie. Rather, this is just an example of his tardlogic. When he says "EVERYTHING OUTSIDE THE PRE-HACKED CWCIPEDIA, MY OKCUPID PROFILE, AND MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT IS A LIE", he expects everyone to simply ignore everything that is not on one of the sites.--MoarLurk 18:11, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

All five parts of it. --Eniggy 01:38, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Sheep, man, you got this all wrong. Chris logic isn't as complex as 'negative tone = lie'. It's even more simple than that. It's 'something he disagrees with = lie'. --Edward 02:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

And on a seperate note: Damn. You guys move fucking fast. How the hell do trolls find shit like this? --Edward 02:08, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Don't tell Chris but there's a bug in his DSi. --Anonymax 02:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

If that's true then DAMN does Clyde have moles in Sony and Nintendo?? Bill Lumburg 02:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Clyde secretly is the real Shigeru Miyamoto. --Edward 02:15, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

I have to agree with OFSheep, the problem with Chris is that he wants attention, and he has to PUT SONICHU EVERYWHERE, and stuff his ego into every orifice. He will always have the unwanted attention, until he learns to stop attracting it. but he can't do that, just like chris will stop being called gay when he stops denying it by dressing up like a homo SenorTucan 18:13, 20 June 2010 (UTC)

Animation

A crappy animation was just posted on Chris's FH profile, though it could be the work of trolls, so someone with more behind the scenes information should add this.--AdderCress 17:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

• Wow, that's something an eight year old whose parents buy him twelve iPhones a year could do in a minute. I'm still waiting for Bob to finally ban him from the computer and the DSi. --Eniggy 19:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Just kinda weird, really.

I dunno. It's crappy enough to be a Chris-Chan creation, but it seems like it's a step above him all the same. The whole "Really slow guy with annoying beep" is something Chris would probably consider a nightmare, sure, but I don't get why he would make this.--Beat 19:51, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Fuck it, adding now.--Beat 19:55, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I'd say it's the work of trolls, compare the handwritting with the others, besides, the guy is standing on straight lines, an impossible feat for chris, and the video description is too elaborate to be chris's.--Basgon 20:01, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

• cries a bit* This is the most beautiful thing ever.... BabyNeko

Do you think the trolls managed to hack into Chris's Flipnote Hatena account? --BreadGod 20:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

unless someone stole his DSi, this is chris. Clydec 22:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Holy fucking shit this is creepy. Pedonymous 14:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

• Chris's autism just evolved to Ulillillia's level. --Sonijew is back 18:22, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

• I don't really think they're even close to eachother. Uilillillia's crazy, but he's the innocent sort of crazy.--Beat 21:35, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but this just the kind of animation Ulillillia would make. --Sonijew is back 21:39, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Not nearly enough parallax or supernaturality to be an Ulillillia animation. EnsignDisposable 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

• Does this remind anyone else of that Suicide Mouse video that /x/ put out there a while ago? Same concept, a thing walking on a loop with a weird, repetitive noise in the background. Except this is shitty and not creepy like the other one. (KingoftheJuice 19:07, 22 June 2010 (UTC))

• this one is also creepy, but mostly because of the annoying beep and emptyness.J0haely 20:19, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
  • It's like David Lynch minus the artistic integrity/batshit insanity/baby puppet apparently made from a cow fetus. EnsignDisposable 22:21, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

CWC Got Told

Comment #8 by Foxstar(id: Rashala) "Please do not post on my channel ever again". I'm looking to see what I can find that would cause him/her to say this. Anyone know?

Nothing by foxstar is on Chris's comment list and I'm not about to go through a 3 pages and god only knows how many comments of furfag content trying to find a Chris comment that might not even exist. It's probably just some faggot begging for attention.--Beat 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

Because Chris linked his stupid video to her 4chan channel which has nothing to do with the ACTUAL 4chan since chris is a lazy so...yeah. Clydec 15:38, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

"Bill for Anti-Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign"

The "Bill" part of that just hit me. Chris wants to make talking bad about people on the internet illegal. Again.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to believe that he's gonna bring up this idea again sooner rather than later. If he does, new content for Chris and law.--Beat 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

• Not only did that suck, but it was also just a quick mod to the original, much like Youtube Poops, which are still funnier than anything he's ever done. Also, the GIF got YTMND'd. --Eniggy 00:38, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

The really sad thing is, once again, the actual message goes completely over his head. The song basically says if you get trolled, you brought it upon yourself for being a naive retard. It's about personal responsibility, a concept alien and threatening to Chris. --Xanabit 02:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Well I guess his "Internet Bad Mouthing Campaign" against the evil Mary Lee Walsh, this greedy Micheal Snyder, etc, doesn't count. He's above the law after all, of course. --Sonijew is back 03:48, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

New Flipnote Animation - "HippoOnYourHead"

Chris uploaded more random access humor on the flipnote, as evidenced [1]http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Flipnote_Hatena&action=edit&section=6

He seems to be trying to garner ratings with his little plea at the end. ScottBNickles 16:51, 24 June 2010 (UTC)ScottBNickles

lolwut?J0haely 16:55, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

What does that message in the end mean? "Please add one green or a bunch of yellow" is that more RAH? Disregard that, now i understand what it means.J0haely 17:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Where did he get "Buck Williams" from? ScottBNickles 17:14, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

A quick google search shows that buck williams is a basketball player and character from the Left Behind books. knowing chris' readin habits, i suppose he refers to the former.J0haely 17:34, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm still wondering what inspired the hippo part and the letter. Possible ripoff of things he's seen on the internet or Flipnote Hanata? --Eniggy 18:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Random-access humor He's been using the phrase for YEARS. he can't even have new original random access humor. Clydec 18:19, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I knew about that, but I have a feeling I've heard the hippo part somewhere before. --Eniggy 18:27, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Regina E-mails. She actually calls him out on it, but he just sort of blows her off.--Beat 19:05, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

@Eniggy Maybe Hungry Hungry Hippoes? Shawths

Nah, never had one as a kid, but my memory is thinking it has to do with the internet. Then again, my brain's probably skewered the memory I had of it now, so I've probably forgotten and confused enough of it that I'll probably never figure out where I heard it from. Oh, well, that's life, I guess. --Eniggy 01:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Did Chris actually draw this? Cuz that animation is kinda...good Banzai881 03:54, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but it looks like frames drawn in MS Paint. --Eniggy 03:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Fuck,if Chris spent all the time he wasted on Sonichu doing shit like this he might actually have accomplished anything. I mean, it's not really anything of any quality but considering this is Chris, it's the motherfucking Mona Lisa. I mean...it actually looks like it was drawn by someone over six...-Banzai881 04:01, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Additionally, the handwriting shown in the letter(Dear Sir blah blah) is actually kinda neat. Comparing that to Chris's usual handwriting which looks like he stuck a pencil up his ass and made like a dog with worms just makes me more skeptical as to whether this was done by Chris -Banzai881 04:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Much like that stop-motion lego race video he made, if a Gameboy is his medium, he's a passable artist. What he fails at is sculpture, illustration, and singing/song writing. Too bad he's convinced himself he's a savant in all those things. --{User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:10, 25 June 2010(UTC)

Personally, I'm giving it two days until we discover where he ripped that off from or which troll made it for him. Chris can't write like a normal human being. Period. -Banzai881 04:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Someone needs to make ripoffs of these, claim they're originals, and then accuse Chris of copying. And then an army of trolls needs to back the ripoffs up as the 'True and Honest' originals. -Inferno232 04:30, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

It won't work. These things have upload dates on them. Our supposed originals would be uploaded later and would show it. --OFSheep 12:48, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Youtube mirrors?

Chris's first two flipnotes could be summed up with a single screencap, and the troll song was just Chris vandalizing a few frames, but if the hippo thing is any indication, Chris has turned to his DS for all his fame-whore needs. It would be much easier to display this stuff if we could just compile them into youtube videos. Is it even possible to save these things?--Beat 18:44, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oME_VeGVZo .--J0haely19:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

brb making YouTube Poop of it. --BreadGod 05:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Awesome job with the videos, but I guess we need some new templates for Chris's animations. It seems to me that we'll be getting these instead of new videos for the immediate future.--Beat 05:06, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Cool, but can you make one of the 8-Bit video? --Inferno232 6:11 25 June 2010 (UTC)

The original 8-bit or chris's plagiarism? Disregard that. here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIHni4FDTK4 J0haely 12:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

8-Bit

Has anyone told this poor man that an autistic manchild has bastardized his animation and used it in his own war against trolls? He should be given a link to the CWCki at the very least. --Edward 20:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

I started an account to post on all his things, so I or Beat or someone else might have to do this.

EDIT: Just told 8-Bit in a post with a link to this article and the CWCki. --Eniggy 22:29, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Good man! If we're lucky then this 8-Bit guy might be able to give us his say. --Edward 15:49, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Especially since Chris is exactly the kind of person he's making fun of in his Don'tGetTrolled animation. Sakanz 06:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

More Random Access Humor

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A92F380B0_002?in=user

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D8A97E15FBC_002?in=user

God, I can't understand what the fuck he's saying any of these. --MonkeySorski 15:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I can tell you one thing... the "why'd you hit me" gag is from Drake and Josh. Moar plagiarizing! -Captainhowdy 19:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure the whole thing is plagiarized --Caboose -1 20:34, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep, he ripped off the late Charles M. Schlutz by stealing material from Peanuts. --Eniggy 01:26, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

It's stolen verbatim: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0 --Anaconda 02:28, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Shouldn't Random Humor 1 and 2 be on the same page, since they are a continuation form each other.J0haely 02:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

The Summer person from CWC's comments on videos= CWC Ego Boosting Account?

I was trolling as an impostor Chris (TRUE_and_HONEST_Chris) to see if he reacted, but someone else did. Here's what "Summers3594" did because of it:

"I Don't Have TIME FOR YOUR SLANDEROUS ACCUSATIONS AND MISINFORMING! I Shall Be Off Now!

I'll Return When Things Have Calmed Down!...And When My Dad Lets Me! "

"I AM NOT TRYING TO BE YOU!!!! Where do YOU get the idea that I am trying to be the GREATEST HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISTIC EVER? "

"I AM NOT CHRIS! NOR AM I TRYING TO BE THE TRUE AND HONEST CWCVILLE! I am ONLY ensuring that HIS GOOD NAME not be TARNISHED by NAIVE TROLLS like YOU!"

Also, "Summers" has done no uploads and their favorites( http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/Summers3594/following ) are pretty similar to the ones Chris favorited. That, and there's a big love for Family Guy, one of Chris's favorite shows. That, and there's an obvious lack of intelligence, but some things show through that show signs of being on our side.

So, is it a fellow troll, or a second account for Chris to boost his ego with? You decide. --Eniggy 05:06, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

I'd go with troll, but let's see how this plays out. --This post brought to you by ShotgunJones 05:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!

Troll, Chris is too stupid to even think about making a sockpuppet. -- MonkeySorski 05:29, 27 June 2010 (UTC).

Adam Stackhouse saga anyone? --Banzai881 05:38, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

The summers person made an account yesterday. He/She says it's a troll scheme. Thelieisacake 12:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Summers3594 here, this is a fellow troll, albeit, my scheme is more making him think that he has real fans to make him more confident in himself, rather than do something negative to him. Msummers 01:37, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Mine's designed to play the part of a fan so jealous he goes out of his way to impersonate Chris, but with many flaws, as most internet impersonators are. This is done to confuse Chris, which could possibly help with your plan. --Eniggy 02:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Another new Flipnote.

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DA28892A0A2_001?in=user

Apparently, Christian's trying to make a good name for himself on Flipnote now, not sure how people will react, excited to see though. Msummers 01:43, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Flipnote 404ing for me as of 9:31 PM CST. Must be having server issues. Also, main link redirects to a Wikimedia page. --Eniggy 02:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

Info About Stars

For those of you who don't know Flipnote Hatena's Star system, here is how it works. Just like the five star, 10/10, and thumbs up/down are part of the rating system, so too are stars. If a user sees an animation he or she likes, that person has the option of giving gold, green, red, and blue stars. Users have unlimited gold stars to give but will have to pay money in order to give other colored stars. Green being the cheapest to buy while red being the most expensive to buy. Users can also pay to obtain boxes that contain stars, from 4.99 USD to a whooping 99.99 USD. Users can give themselves unlimited stars and start their account out with three green stars. It's no wonder why our fellow autistic has so many stars.--Whoopwoo 06:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• Wow, that IS interesting. I also noticed that he has a Plus account, which is supposed to give him a few extra bonuses, but by the looks of it, he has to pay a monthly fee for it. I guess we'll hafta see if he keeps it come next month!--Blazer 06:51, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• On a side note, users who gave stars can also take those stars away, causing an immense lowering of one's heart level.--Whoopwoo 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• Actually, Chris's Plus Account is free for one month and is then deactivated. After that, you have to pay for it. If one could get Chris to pay for it, well, sucks for Chris. Of course, Chris will pay for it anyways.--Whoopwoo 07:01, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

The Offical Sonichu Channel

I just added my Sonichu Channel I made to the External Links selection of the article, so all you trolls with a DSI should start submitting Sonichu bashing Flipnotes on my Channel so Chris could notice.--Djyellow

I'm buying a DSi XL this week (bigger screen, easier drawing) so I might have to jump on this bandwagon. --Eniggy 18:02, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

That's super duper, true and honest, and pretty convenient of you, Djyellow. Thanks!--Whoopwoo 19:25, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

He's Blocking Posters

Just discovered I got blocked from posting on his things, so I started a temporary one (Jimithan_T_Hill_101) to put up fake legal notices on his things to scare him, due to him being dumb enough to believe these things. --Eniggy 20:20, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

• I just checked the "Blocking Users" setting of Flipnote Hatena, and he can block only nine users. SUCKS FOR HIM.--Whoopwoo 20:35, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
  • It'll be interesting to see how that ends up turning out, since it's not going to be long before more than 9 people are down his throat. Also, I checked on the 'mail' thing in the FAQ, it appears that the messaging service is unavailable outside of Japan, so anyone wanting to privately message him will have to coerce him into giving his email address or getting some sort of messaging program. Msummers 20:58, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
    • So far, two of my accounts have been blocked by him. If I keep it up, with help from others, we may be able to flood Chris's posting controls beyond the nine person limit, leaving him to embarrass himself on Flipnote Wapanesena. --Eniggy 04:17, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Reporting Chris

If you want a moderator like me to Report Chris, just tell me some shit he did on Hatena and I'll be on my way. --Djyellow

• Would that be a good idea though? Some of us are here to increase his ego so he'll return to the scene with a bit more lul-worthy antics, however, in the case that doesn't work, a kick in the ass to get him off hatena and back on youtube might be needed. Msummers 21:09, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
• Might not be a good idea to increase his ego you know? Many inculding me are not very fond of Smuggy Chris at all. besides for reporting him, what I think we should do is start advertising my Sonichu Channel in his comments page so he can soon find out about it and see it is full of Sonichu Parodies and hopefully set him off. Though, I;m just a Idiot,--Djyellow
  • I'm getting a hang of this "not a forum" thing, so let me refer you to the box at the top. However, while we're on the topic, find me anyone other than you who doesn't like Smug Chris. I personally like it because it makes him confident, which leads him to do something incredibly stupid, which then leads to a downward spiral of Stress. Others I'm sure like him because they love to spread happiness and autistic sunshine throughout the world. However, there's no real reason to dislike it, unless you disagree with me and thus are wrong. We need results somehow. Smug Chris always ends in a result. Thelieisacake 21:27, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
    • Results are good. Smug Chris is not. Smug Chris's downfall into Emo Chris is good because he is no longer smug. Smug Chris just frustrates me because I don't have magic powers, and thus can't reach through the screen and punch the motherfucker. --Edward 21:31, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
      • Notice that including real-life info, including your real name, in an animation is against the ToU and grounds for your animation being taken down. All we need to do is report his submissions for breaking the ToU because they all include his real name, and we're golden! --JM1987 15:29, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
      • And I just got his "Women Only" video removed by reporting that it had his name in it and was trying to get personal details from other members. Shows that it works, and we can fuck with him --JM1987 15:00, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Page split

It might be worth splitting "Chris's entries" into a separate page, perhaps List of Chris's Flipnote Hatena submissions or something like that since he's going to have quite a few. --Champthom 16:00, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

• I'm on it, boss.--Beat 16:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, dear lord.

AAAGH MY EYES IT'S BLINDED ME --Eniggy 16:58, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit, he posted it again. --Eniggy 19:14, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

Sequel to the Tagged Flipnote

http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB81F1E5674_005?in=user

Chris appears to have made a second 'tagged' flipnote. This time for everyone who he thinks deserves a 'smile and a happy thought', titled "for women only". Looks like he's continuing his sweetheart search even on Flipnote. Msummers 01:48, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

OH SHIT YOU GUYS

http://ugomemo.hatena.ne.jp/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DBF8CE838FE_002 -Munch 21:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)

• What? That link just brings up a 404 error. --JM1987 13:29, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

Plus status gone?

Have you noticed Chris's plus status is gone? It hasn't been a month. I think Chris got it taken away! Maybe even worse ahahuaheauheuah Clydec 00:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

I think he got banned! His user id is missing, the tabs for starred, comments are gone as well and they're starting to take his Flipnotes down!--Blazer 00:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Okay, hate to be a post fag here, if there is one, but I did a double-check - Chris's user id is still active and still has plus. They might have shut down that page.--Blazer 00:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, I think something happened. damn me being on an airplane to not find out. Something is up though. I go through id Chris-chan and I can find his flipnotes but nothing else. I go to ID Sonichu and I can find his favorites... hm... Clydec 00:22, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

I just hope we get a rage video out of this. --BreadGod 00:29, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, Chris has been Temp banned on all Hatena related services. --Djyellow 00:38, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Can anyone say "Captain's Log tonight or tomorrow"? --Eniggy 00:57, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Dj, when you say 'temp banned', how long do you mean? A few days? Or a few WEEKS? Msummers 01:00, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

A week at most. --Djyellow 01:04, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Hm...Considering who we're talking about, I believe a reaction will occur within the next two days. It will be big, it will be brutal, and it will be...hilarious. Question is, what to do when he gets his flipnote back? Msummers 01:06, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if the mods banned him for a week, but I put that on the tracker until we get an exact estimate. --Eniggy 01:08, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Forgive me for making a mistake, but I just chatted with one of the higher ups at hatena and his ID is not banned. However, his DSi's access to Flipnote Hatena and ability to upload flipnotes is banned for life. --Djyellow 01:13, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh shit, that's sure to infuriate him. --BreadGod 01:14, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

That's actually better than a week's ban! Either he's going to buy another DS, or he's going to release a video depicting Shigeru Miyamoto as Michael Snyder. I still give him two days. Thank you for the info DJ! Msummers 01:19, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Just you wait and see. Chris will buy another DSi with his tugboat and somehow figure out how to change his house's router's address and come back in full RAAAAAGE. --Eniggy 01:44, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Well, his only other source for him to communicate with the internet has been banned. Either he's going to openly defy Rocky, or he's going to go bawwwing to her and she'll scold him for not staying offline. The end result: Hilarity will ensue, one way or another --SargentPickles 03:05, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

Not sure where to put this email but...I thought it might belong on this page.

Hatena Customer Support

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Hello,

This is Hatena Customer Support. Thank you for your email. Please accept my apologies for the delay in getting back to you.

We investigated the posts by the user you specified shortly after receving your email and have already taken some administrative action.

In the future, please report inappropriate Flipnote or comments posted both from the PC or from the Nintendo DSi by doing the followig:

From the website:

To report inappropriate comments on a specific Flipnote, first click on the "Report inappropriate content" on the page of the Flipnote where the comments you want to report appear. On the following page, click on the green "Comments" tab that appears and select the comments that you wish to report.

From the Nintendo DSi:

Tap on "Help" from the top menu of Flipnote Hatena. Scroll down to the "Help Center" and read the section "How to report an inappropriate comment".

We also recommend that you block comments by any users you are having problems with. For more details please see the URL below: http://d.hatena.com/flipnotehatena/20091111/1257933666

If you have any further questions please let us know, and thank you for helping to keep Flipnote Hatena a safe place for everyone.

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On Fri, Jul 2, 2010 at 8:07 AM, <contact-form@flipnote.hatena.com> wrote:

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Hello. I have a 10 year old daughter who recently came to me and stated that a nearly 30 year old man using this website was stalking her and making inappropriate and suggestive comments towards her, such as saying she is "cute" with a "cute voice" and wishing she lived closer. This is appauling and I demand this user be removed. His name is chris chan or Sonichu or some such nonsense. I will be reporting him to local authorities for being a child predator and I demand he be removed from your site. I have looked over his comments to others on this site and he is doing the exact same thing. This is sick.

--Damn dirty troll 00:16, 9 July 2010 (UTC)

Making Articles Agree

Chris's flipnotes were removed because of his signature. Posting your real name is against the rules. Look at the removed flipnotes and the five that remain on his account. The survivors only get a C.W.C. at most, while each removed one has the whole "Christian W. Chandler." An Old Classic Dream is the only exception, being porn and all, but I'm guessing it was the first to be reported and thus was the first the mods noticed. Many articles state they were removed for "copyright violations" when no such restrictions exist on Flipnote Hatena. I've seen music from major labels and Family Guy sketches on there with no problem.

I'm going to clean up some articles that have that incorrect reason. I figured I'd state why I am here. --OFSheep 12:43, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

July 24

Chris re-uploaded every one of his flipnotes except Tagged Flipnote, Edit Me, For Women Only, and My apologies. Looks like he might have bought a new DSi.--Xanabit 04:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Looks like he just got his monthly tugboat. He never learns, does he? I have also noticed that he disabled commenting on these flipnotes. --BreadGod 04:53, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

How much longer until second bannination? BTW, his own creations may be locked from commenting... but NOT the Flipnotes on which he has commented, hint hint. Also, a cue to our resident cherry flower to start making "I heart Sonichu" flipnotes again... --SeventhBase 05:04, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

• I wish we knew more about this SakuraBlossom chick. But I agree, SeventhBase, if she did somehow find out Chris was back, I'm sure she'd start posting more FlipNotes immediately. --Ronichu 05:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm under the impression that she's some sort of troll trolling trolls. --BreadGod 16:57, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Oh dear god, not this again. Chrissy, when will you learn?--MEANWHILE 05:35, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

To be fair, he's probably also trading Pokemon with himself. Still, the idea he would go this far out of his way to upload his stupid shitty animations is pretty depressing.--Beat 15:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Let's count shall we? He's obviously has the first model for the DS, then he bought a DS lite, then he bought 2 DSi, and soon he'll buy the 3DS when its released. Chris will be the owner of 5 DS if he is really as predictable.--Basgon 16:43, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

• Now I have to wonder - does he have a second DSi or does he have that DSi XL or whatever the bigger DSi is? My guess is that he has the newer model DSi, thus Chris is gearing up to have all of those DS.--Blazer 18:06, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

Well, already a few of his Flipnotes have been removed from viewing on the Nintendo DSI and are being checked. --Djyellow 22:46, 25 July 2010 (UTC)

And he's reuploaded them AGAIN. Jesus, how many times is it going to take for him to realize he's doing something wrong? Or does he just plan on buying a new DS every month for a week (or less) of trying to get underaged girls?--Straw 03:07, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

At first I thought maybe he's still in the dark why his Flipnotes keep disappearing. Often mods will remove content from sites without notifying the offending user. And with Chris' history of trolls hacking into his accounts and messing with shit, it's not a unlikely conclusion to jump to. Then I remembered he made a Flipnote directed towards to mods to stop deleting his submissions. Now I'm wondering if he's made any attempt to contact the mods and ask why they're removing everything. Probably not, Chris lacks any deductive or inquisitive qualities and sticks with the first assumption that pops into his head. --Xanabit 03:33, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Do the "Tugboat Template" fits here?

I wonder about something for a while; Chris had to use another Nintendo DSi to evade the hardware ban. Since he's most likely brought himself a new one, do this qualify as an expanse made by the taxpayer via the tugboat? If yes, do the tugboat template fits at the top of this article? Griffintown 20:04, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

• I think the link to the tugboat in the article suffices, the template would be confusing as to what exactly it is he bought until you read that part anyway -- Mexican 00:23, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
  • On the contrary, he set up his account free, and Flipnote Studio is free. --GandWuser 01:08, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
  • Yes, except his DSi was banned from the site, so we're assuming he bought a new DSi.--Hiiro 04:56, 27 July 2010 (UTC)
    • overuse of those got-dang oversized templates all over this wiki is lame imo -Beemunk 05:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

No. Make a DS page or something. --Sonijew is back 09:06, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

Sock-puppet Accounts

Am I right in assuming these are against the sites policy as well? I hope the mod's can trace by IP, than Chris will really be fucked. --SargentPickles 00:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Why would you hope for this? But well, I'd rather hope he could come back to dA. --Sonijew is back 01:18, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Some of them are probably trolls, for all we know. But the fourth one is a strong candidate for being a CWCpuppet.--SeventhBase 03:06, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

One more thing: I'm fairly sure the mods have his unique DS ID. That's how they banned the first one. If they were sockpuppets, then the mods would know immediately because he sent the stars from the same DS. I doubt he's clever enough to use multiple DS's to spam stars. --SeventhBase 03:13, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

This would be "clever"? --Sonijew is back 03:38, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Remember, Chris doesn't have to have a DS to make new accounts - he can make them on the internet. To get the most of it, he'd need other DSes.--Blazer 03:40, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Pardon, SoulofChaosAgentofLight would be me. I made the account to comment on his videos before I realized he'd disabled commenting, but I went ahead and starred up his creations just 'cause. Sorry for the confusion Draykon 02:59, 31 July 2010 (UTC)

My apologies, then. Probably looks like a bunch of trolls - especially the one who gave him 9001 stars.--SeventhBase 03:13, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

So I made a "nice" comment on Chrissy's Labyrinth video, and I recieved stars from a "CourtBranch14", who also gave stars to Chris's flipnotes. Behold: http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09DB7EE0F202A_000#CypherFDP-c11538374259003315775 The account is here: http://flipnote.hatena.com/CourtBranch14/following

Possible sockpuppet? - CypherFDP 11:01, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

It's starting to really seem that way, if it is him, he's slipping up from time to time ( http://i36.tinypic.com/33cxf61.jpg ) and even deleting comments when he refers to himself as "I". Personally though, I wouldn't say whether or not it's him until there's either more proof that it IS Chris or the person (if a troll) creates an account on here to disprove it. Until then, all you can really do is keep an eye on it. Msummers 18:41, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

This time, CourtBranch 14 responded to me. http://a.imageshack.us/img63/7632/ohchris.png Daw, I feel so appreciated. If it really is Chris, he's doing a shitty job of hiding his identity. - CypherFDP 20:03, 9 August 2010 (PDT)

Well, not sure what it means, exactly, but would totally flipping out at the mere mention that Sonichu is Jack Thaddius's or calling it '*my* sonichu' be considered as proof enough that Courtbranch14 is a sockpuppet, or no? ( http://i33.tinypic.com/vmuk4i.jpg ) Msummers 09:08, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Looky-looky here. http://img836.imageshack.us/f/hrrrmmmm.png/ So this can go two ways. If a sequel to the cow video is posted within this week, it's the real Chris. If not, a troll disguised as a sockpuppet. Or hell, considering Chris's schedule with Sonichu, it might end up being the real Chris WITHOUT a flipnote. - CypherFDP 09:37, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

wow look at those comments, CourtBranch14 is definitely Chris. Types in all caps, uses the same words, same rage. What's wierd is he gave me stars for giving positive feedback on his hippo video. --Monkeytacoz 09:48, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

looks like Chris just admitted it, i mean, COURTBRANCH14. ( http://i38.tinypic.com/2ptat6u.jpg ). --Monkeytacoz 09:59, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

I dunno, this one looks like a troll trying too hard. In a few places, he wrote "ICHRIS" or "MCHRIS" here "I" and "me" would be applicable. Like whoever wrote it was trying to make it seem like "Chris" was slipping up. --Xanabit 10:10, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

That is also possible as well --Monkeytacoz 10:11, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

• Suddenly, a whole new world of possibilities opened up. http://a.imageshack.us/img185/6427/twist.png This can mean a LOT of things.

A) Chris is attempting to reinforce to me the idea the he isn't Chris, despite the fact I've told him I believe he isn't before. B) It's a troll who might be fucking with me. C) He's telling the truth. 0.5% chance of being true.

He then sent me this:

Thank you. Also, I wanted to Remind you, if you and your Gal-Pals would not mind Downloading Christian's ModNation Racers Content, it would give him A LOT MORE INSPIRATION TO CONTINUE THE COMIC AND CREATING MORE CONTENT.

- CypherFDP 12:33, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Whoever it is, they just went of the deep end. He just sent me an e-mail in which, according to him, I "betrayed" him. I was planning to show my true colors later, but apparently, trolls have been sending him e-mails, calling him Chris (who he most likely is). In retrospect, I probably should have hidden his e-mail address in that one screenshot. - CypherFDP 14:09, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

It might have been chris, i mean, who would react that angrily unless they were pretending. --Monkeytacoz 14:20, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Here's the "betrayal" e-mail. http://a.imageshack.us/img835/3258/dogedabullet.jpg For the moment guys, please stop e-mailing Chris. This is the first connection we've had in a while. And if you must e-mail me, don't use the one I e-mailed Chris with. Use captainsvsn@gmail.com - CypherFDP 14:32, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Apparently, Chris's villain of the week is a mysterious Danny Dolan. http://a.imageshack.us/img186/424/dannydolan.png I've asked Chris for details. This is starting to deviate from Flipnote Hatena, so any ideas where I could move it?

• So much for quitting the internet... So a new flipnote has been promised, this should get interesting. The real question now is whether more negative posting or waving china in front of him will get him back. Thoughts? --SargentPickles 10:06, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

This is all relying on CourtBranch14 being the TRUE and HONEST Chris, so if he isn't, there's no point in even discussing this. But anyway, I remember someone saying that it's normal for Chris to have droughts of activity in Summer, because that's when all da ladies are looking for some hanky-panky. - CypherFDP 10:20, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Alright, I've made a dangerous move by telling Chris I would ask around my circle of "gal-pals" to look for someone who would love someone as "creative" as Chris. It's a dangerous move, but worth a shot. - CypherFDP 11:29, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Whoever Waterwhen is, he's not funny. he spammed julay... oh jeez --Monkeytacoz 11:43, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

I SMELL AN E+D FAG. He keeps on spamming. Hmph. Back in my day, trolls made their own insults, not hide behind a wall of copypasta. 'Tis a lost art. - CypherFDP 11:44, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

anyways, keep being nice to chris (if it is him).--Monkeytacoz 11:48, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

I genuinely do wish Chris could be helped, but he's beyond that, so might as well get some lulz. - CypherFDP 11:52, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Flipnote Hatena Plus and comment enabling

I just noticed a little badge next to Chris' username (his id was also changed from id:Sonichu to id:CitizenFlipNote) that indicates he paid for the "premium" service. For $32 a year he can have UNLIMITED favorite artists and can use COLORS when making comments! Holy shit! The only thing that might be of use to him is the option to see statistics for views. Just another way for him to stroke his ego.

Also, it seems he's re-enabled comments. Two people have already commented, and the comment box is shown on all his other Flipnotes. --Xanabit 05:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

Have the mods given up?

Does anyone know exactly why the mods aren't deleting his posts anymore? --DStecks 18:10, 4 August 2010 (PDT)

• I think it's less of them giving up than some of the trolls finally getting it through their heads that flagging every one of his Flipnotes is counterproductive.--Blazer 19:59, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
  • That was my second guess, but I figured that the GIFT being what it is then certain trolls wouldn't stop reporting them. --DStecks 22:03, 4 August 2010 (PDT)