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'''Christian's sex joke''' | '''Christian's sex joke''' is the extremely retarded story [[Chris]] tells whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga|much, much saltier]]" than people expect. His first known use of the "joke" on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. You may notice that the joke should have ended after the word "egg". However, Chris adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. | ||
He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref> | He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris_Sex_Logs#I_am_perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref> | ||
==A GREAT ANECDOTE== | ==A GREAT ANECDOTE== | ||
{{quote| There was this married couple, George and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]ie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the [[semen|MILK]], and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, [[Reginald Chandler|Junior Bacon]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Orange Juice]]. All Part of a [[obesity|Balanced]] Breakfast.|Chris}} | {{quote| There was this married couple, George and [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]]ie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the [[semen|MILK]], and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, [[Reginald Chandler|Junior Bacon]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler|Orange Juice]]. All Part of a [[obesity|Balanced]] Breakfast.|Chris}} | ||
== Sources == | ==Sources== | ||
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Revision as of 16:21, 22 May 2015
Christian's sex joke is the extremely retarded story Chris tells whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "much, much saltier" than people expect. His first known use of the "joke" on the internet was when he put it on his Encyclopedia Dramatica page in November 2007. You may notice that the joke should have ended after the word "egg". However, Chris adds 2 extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had.
He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,[1] in one of his ED edits,[2] and in Mumble.[3]
A GREAT ANECDOTE
| “ | There was this married couple, George and Barbie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the MILK, and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, Junior Bacon and Orange Juice. All Part of a Balanced Breakfast. | ” |
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