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'''''Three-Quarter Woman''''' is a homemade [[Christian's Favorite Hits|CD]] "made with love and care" by [[Chris]], created specially in September 2014 for [[Catherine]]. The CD was somehow obtained by a third party, whose friend published the discovery on [[Kiwi Farms]]<ref>http://cwckiforums.com/threads/cd-for-new-sweetheart.4968/</ref>.


Most of the songs on the album range from pop/country songs, to unreleased songs likely sought from illegal sources (Seriously, where ''did'' Chris get "Number 29"?!), to obvious favorites sung and/or played by Chris in the past.


Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.
Note that Chris has included a song by Tara Strong on the album, [[Chris and hypocrisy|even though]] he at one point [[February_2013_Facebook_posts#Open_Letter_to_Tara_Strong|said that Strong contributed to cyberbullying with her "Twilightlicious" video]], and was publicly insulted by her as a result.


Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood.
In a [[I Love You, Catherine|video]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2014]], Chris asked the person who obtained the CD to mail it back to him. Whether or not they complied is unknown, but highly unlikely.


  === Trivia ===
The strange title of the album [[Chris and his Ego|probably refers to Chris himself]] in the wake of [[Tomgirl Saga|his identification as a male lesbian]].


Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain.  
==Tracklisting==
Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day.
*1. [[Britney Spears]] - "[[29 December 2014|Number 29]]"
Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations.
*2. Britney Spears - "[[wikipedia:Britney & Kevin: Chaotic (EP)|Chaotic]]"
It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".
*3. [[wikipedia:Puffy AmiYumi|Puffy AmiYumi]] - "[[wikipedia:Spilt Milk (Jellyfish album)|Joining a Fan Club]]" ([[wikipedia:Jellyfish (band)|Jellyfish]] cover)
*4. Britney Spears - "[[wikipedia:Britney (album)|Let Me Be]]"
*5. [[If You Were a Woman and I Was a Man|Bonnie Tyler]] - "[[Holding Out for a Hero]]"
*6. [[wikipedia:Charlie Rich|Charlie Rich]] - "[[wikipedia:The Most Beautiful Girl|The Most Beautiful Girl]]"
*7. [[wikipedia:B.J. Thomas|B.J. Thomas]] - "[[wikipedia:Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head|Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head]]"
*8. Britney Spears - "[[wikipedia:...Baby One More Time (album)|E-mail My Heart]]"
*9. [[wikipedia:Melanie Safka|Melanie]] - "Jump Start My Heart"
*10. [[wikipedia:Boston (band)|Boston]] - "[[CWC More Than A Feeling|More Than a Feeling]]"
*11. Puffy AmiYumi - "[[Love]] [[wikipedia:Spike (Puffy AmiYumi album)|So Pure]]"
*12. [[wikipedia:Mariah Carey|Mariah Carey]] - "[[wikipedia:Vision of Love|Vision of Love]]"
*13. Pastiche - "[[SingStar Challenge Round 1|Sonic Boom]]"
*14. [[wikipedia:Katy Perry|Katy Perry]] - "[[Teenage Dream]]"
*15. [[wikipedia:Kelly Clarkson|Kelly Clarkson]] - "[[wikipedia:Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)|Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)]]"
*16. [[wikipedia:A-Teens|A*Teens]] - "[[wikipedia:Upside Down (A-Teens song)|Upside Down]]" (known in America as "[[12 October 2009|Bouncing Off the Ceiling]] (Upside Down)")
*17. [[wikipedia:The J. Geils Band|The J. Geils Band]] - "[[August 2014 Facebook Posts|Centerfold]]"
*18. [[My Little Pony|Tara Strong]] - "Take My Hand"
*19. [[wikipedia:Debbie Reynolds|Debbie Reynolds]] - "[[wikipedia:Aba Daba Honeymoon|Aba Daba Honeymoon]]"
*20. [[wikipedia:Indigo Girls|Indigo Girls]] - "[[wikipedia:Indigo Girls (album)|Closer to Fine]]"
*21. [[Sailor Moon|Fujitani Minako]] - "Watashitachi Ni Naritakute"
 
==References==
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Revision as of 14:12, 13 September 2017

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Three-Quarter Woman is a homemade CD "made with love and care" by Chris, created specially in September 2014 for Catherine. The CD was somehow obtained by a third party, whose friend published the discovery on Kiwi Farms[1].

Most of the songs on the album range from pop/country songs, to unreleased songs likely sought from illegal sources (Seriously, where did Chris get "Number 29"?!), to obvious favorites sung and/or played by Chris in the past.

Note that Chris has included a song by Tara Strong on the album, even though he at one point said that Strong contributed to cyberbullying with her "Twilightlicious" video, and was publicly insulted by her as a result.

In a video uploaded on 4 October 2014, Chris asked the person who obtained the CD to mail it back to him. Whether or not they complied is unknown, but highly unlikely.

The strange title of the album probably refers to Chris himself in the wake of his identification as a male lesbian.

Tracklisting

References

  1. ↑ http://cwckiforums.com/threads/cd-for-new-sweetheart.4968/
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