Chris's Last Will and Testament

Chris's Last Will and Testament, leaked under the name IMG 0176 is a video will produced by Chris. Chris, in the case of his death or disappearance leaves his belongs to MKRNightVee and Kai/Kevin Fairchild.

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Stardate	6 August 2020
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[Chris is sitting at a desk in his room with the camera on it, showing him from his shoulders up.]

Kmm, hello, this is... Hello! This is Sonichu in... [takes off glasses for dramatic effect] the body of mama, Christine Weston Chander Sonichu, Ok, Chris-Chan Sonichu... anyway, I am recording this, as a video will, with my Rosey-Rosechu standing next to me, for in the oca- for in the event, anything happens to me, [points at himself] in this, one body, that belongs to mama Chris-Chan, if anything happens, including, the very likely fooo, vanish from this dimension, this body and me? And, this house gets left behind, and, anything else that happen- that transpires in this timeline, before the timeline changes, I wish to hereby, bequeath, all my remaining posse- all- of the remaining possessions between mine- and mama's that are in, and aro- this household, a- within the area of this Temple, I relinquish all- I will relinquish all that, t0- Megan Kathleen Ringo, who lives in the state of, Washington [Nervously licks his lips]... so, simply, she will- simply, sh- had to be sure to come, to help, sort things out, and shf- if she feels like it she can move in and hep- as well, but that's a whole 'nother thing. That's a FAN going gle-gle-gle-gle-gle-gle the air conditioner just died out, so [biggest shrug possible] I had to take that as a sign, uh, anyway- aside from that, um, also, another note- that's set, but I would also- like to- also- help out around the house, who lives here within the state of Virginia, one, Kevin Fairchild, who lives in Fisherfield, I'd like him to- Barbara! You're gonna let him move in! You're gonna let him move in, he gonna help you with any remaining things, and artefacts within this house. And, Megan you'll have to work with him as well, he's very genuine, very kind, I believe you both will get along very well. And this, will definitely work out because you know me, I'm going, into C-197 [Points to C-197], our alternate dimension, and I'm gonna end up, uh, powering up this body [Forgetting he's pretending to be Sonichu], unlocking its- all of its alternate forms, and everything, ahm, you know me I'm a little bit [Shrugs right shoulder suggestively] this BRAIN IS SO DISORGANISED!!! [Potentially realising that he's forgotten to be Sonichu, blaming it on the clutter and hoarding in his brain, and bangs the side of his head with the heel of his hand], so bi-language isn't exactly syncing up with times, but yeah- anyway, everything goes to- everything of, Chris- everything of mine and Christine Weston Chandler Shonichu's [Making clear hand gestures to indicate that he is Sonichu], they go to, Megan Kathleen Ringo, and, I want Kevin Fairchild to come and move in, as well, because Barbra's gonna need as much help as possible, on the event that this house, this Temple, this- stays behind, while, if the event that I [Points at himself] suddenly vanish, without this house [Adjusts hair] and leaving it and everything else behind, and in this case also, all being obvious, this body will not stay behind because it's ONE AND ONLY it's, one and only, the eyes, linked to this one brain! [Chris has developed and is displaying here very high level solipsism] If you you only knew, the camera, 000000000... of everybody else, the TRUE first person perspective. So many things in my mind, so please, pardon me if I seem a little bit erratic, but... this is my, last video will, and testament, on behalf of, Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, who was born as Christopher Weston Chandler, to Barbara and Robert Chandler in this dimension, in this timeline. I'll leave you all with that, and, the attorney, who will handle the, case and all that, and, helping, them at all, or, anybody else helping, with the situa- with the situation and all that, so, thank you.

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