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(mentioned Father Call stuff.)
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[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression.  This is probably also Chris's impression.  It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression.  This is probably also Chris's impression.  It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]


Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had [[IRC (28 December 2008)|multiple dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off).
Around <s>the age of [[2003|21]]</s> ages [[Father Call|7 to 9]], [[Chris]] had [[IRC (28 December 2008)|multiple dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "[[Fail|metal]]", according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off).


Most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him.
Most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him.

Revision as of 02:56, 12 November 2009

This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see Crystal Weston Chandler (sister).
Crystal depicted as a My Little Pony character
Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.

Around the age of 21 ages 7 to 9, Chris had multiple dreams in which God and Jesus told him to find a sweetheart to build from the ground up to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom My Little Pony trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a boyfriend-free girl (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in Sailor Moon - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off).

Most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him.

Early justifications for Chris's Love Quest stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more honest in wanting a girlfriend so he can get laid or prove he's straight.

See also