CWCki Forums posts (Thetan)

This page is an archive of Thetan's key posts about Chris on the online forum CWCki Forums. Posts are sorted by date.

Used Porn

17 December 2013

This rather interesting ad was recently brought to my attention: I didn't want to post it until I had confirmed that it was indeed Chris. I just received that confirmation, which appears below. Yep! Definitely Chris! Attached images:

Apology Letters

Main article: Apology Letters

17 December 2014

Chris wrote these letters very early in his relationship with Catherine (they were his idea). He wanted to be able to shop and his favorite stores and hang out at the Fashion Square Mall with Catherine and believed that by apologizing, he could get the bans that these establishments had placed on him lifted. (This doesn't completely explain the Mary Lee Walsh letter though.) The censored portions are where I redacted the addresses of the intended letter recipients. I didn't bother blocking out Mary Lee Walsh's information, since that is already well documented.

Catherine

15 December 2014

In response to a user's comment, "The intention wasn't to destroy him from the beginning?":

That's not actually true. The original idea behind "Catherine" was neutral. She was meant as a vehicle by means to obtain information (content) about Chris and his current living situation. Catherine wasn't all that much different than Renee except that, because he met her on OKCupid and they had a 97% match on those silly personality questions, Chris thought they were soul mates and destined to be together. Catherine never tried to set herself up as a girlfriend. She met Chris on OKCupid, but she told him that she wanted to use that as a starting point and see where things went from there. Also, the open relationship was Chris's idea, not Catherine's. Catherine never referred to Chris as her "boyfriend","sweetheart", or told him that she loved him. This part of the relationship is another figment of Chris's imagination. Catherine was very careful to not go there. She was trying to present herself to Chris as another gal pal, but he wasn't having any of it. He wanted a fully devoted and committed girlfriend or nothing at all. One thing you might find interesting: Catherine had a chance to get her hands on one of the holiest of holy troll artifacts. Chris was so desperate to get her to commit to a relationship that he offered to give her the Amnyfest Ring; she, of course, refused (that would have been way over the line and she couldn't accept it in good conscience).

Rebeckah Persona

26 January 2015

In response to a user's comment, "Was Rebeckah the one who set up the recent OK Cupid account?":

No. I deliberately stayed away from that kind of thing as Rebeckah. Rather than try and act as a matchmaker, I tried to get Chris to work on improving his self-confidence and social skills.

See also

• Kiwi Farms posts (Thetan)