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His provider of choice is [[Wikipedia:Adam & Eve (business)|AdamEve.com]]. Chris claimed to the [[Sonichu Girls|TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase]] that they were sent by the online sex shop as free gifts. However, considering the fact that AdamEve.com usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the [[homos|content of the purchase]] (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them; there is likely more to it than what he says). | His provider of choice is [[Wikipedia:Adam & Eve (business)|AdamEve.com]]. Chris claimed to the [[Sonichu Girls|TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase]] that they were sent by the online sex shop as free gifts. However, considering the fact that AdamEve.com usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the [[homos|content of the purchase]] (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them; there is likely more to it than what he says). | ||
Chris has also visited [[Charlottesville]] sex shop [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Ultimate Bliss]] to see if they carry chocolate-flavored condoms. It is unknown at this time what, if anything, Chris has purchased at this store or if he's even allowed back. | Chris has also visited [[Charlottesville]] sex shop [[IRC (26 November 2008)|Ultimate Bliss]] to see if they carry chocolate-flavored condoms. It is unknown at this time what, if anything, Chris has purchased at this store or if he's even allowed back. | ||
When asked about his visit to the brick and mortar sex store, Chris responded with a short answer before placing the email in the rejected bin: | |||
{{Quote|I have been there; I recommend WOMAN-Shaped Blow-Up Dolls, the masturbation tubes with the Vaginal-Designed Openings, and ALL their Videos that feature Woman-and-Man or Woman-and-Woman or one-man-and-multiple-women sexual acts. | Chris, [[Rejected mailbag|recommending STRAIGHT sex toys for STRAIGHT men]]}} | |||
==List of known sex toys== | ==List of known sex toys== | ||
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Chris owns several sex toys, including a vibrator and anal beads.
His provider of choice is AdamEve.com. Chris claimed to the TRUE and LOYAL Sonichu fanbase that they were sent by the online sex shop as free gifts. However, considering the fact that AdamEve.com usually allows customers to choose gifts, and if they are indeed random gifts, what they are depends on the content of the purchase (not to mention Chris never bothering to dispose of or even complain about them; there is likely more to it than what he says).
Chris has also visited Charlottesville sex shop Ultimate Bliss to see if they carry chocolate-flavored condoms. It is unknown at this time what, if anything, Chris has purchased at this store or if he's even allowed back.
When asked about his visit to the brick and mortar sex store, Chris responded with a short answer before placing the email in the rejected bin:
| “ | I have been there; I recommend WOMAN-Shaped Blow-Up Dolls, the masturbation tubes with the Vaginal-Designed Openings, and ALL their Videos that feature Woman-and-Man or Woman-and-Woman or one-man-and-multiple-women sexual acts. | ” |
| Chris, recommending STRAIGHT sex toys for STRAIGHT men | ||
List of known sex toys
- Penis pump
- Vibrator (possibly KIA)
- Three sex dolls including Officer Nasty, Kimmi, and the not-yet-seen Booty Licious Love Doll. Chris may be too embarrassed to acknowledge the last one, for she is black. His order records show that he has purchased at least three Officer Nasty dolls, suggesting that they don't survive too long underneath him; he stated in a chat with Vanessa that "After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable."
- Anal beads – Disposed after used and "covered in poo[citation needed]".
- Dildo – Free gift that went along with a purchase. Chris put a condom on it and stuck it up his ass.[1]
- Two different penis rings (Pearl Beaded Prolong Ring and Silicone Superstud Power Ring)
- Velvet touch masturbator
- A&E Hot Action Lotion
Gallery of sex toy purchases
Where Chris buys Kimmi.
See also
- Chris and sex
- Comeuppance
- Kimmi
- List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases
- Officer Nasty
- Vibrator destruction video
- Plush Breasts