User:GOTDANG

Hay! there this is GOTDANG named after one of Chris's southern stammers. I joined up mainly to to learn more about using wikis and also to be involved in something that pisses Chris off is a joy in itself. I first discovered the horrors of CWC while surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica and was exposed first hand to the endless well of fail that is Chris, and sadly can't seem to look away.

DAMN YOU CHRIS CHAN I WISH I NEVER FOUND THAT PIECE OF SHIT BACK IN THE DECEMBER OF 09!

Anyway I dislike Chris mainly because of his general ignorance sexism and homophobia.Also being an autistic myself I find him to be a colossal embarrassment. But I still like all people I see the funny side in him

Favorite Chris Quote: SLAM ATTACK!

Favorite Chris Vidya: IPods Down and Listen Up

Australian: This user hails from the land down under and lives in constant fear of bush fires.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Speculations

I believe that if Chris dies in a way to garner enough press coverage (Such as expiring in his filthy house or getting shot to death by a jumpy Jerkop). Over Zealous Journalists will reveal Every single online source about him to the public, And thus he will become an even bigger phenomenon.