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And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate negotiations and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years...n-for the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have some information of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and english|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]...or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! ''[Turns camera towards his televison.]'' And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. | And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate negotiations and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years...n-for the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have some information of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and english|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]...or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! ''[Turns camera towards his televison.]'' And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. | ||
Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review-reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and | Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review-reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such.... | ||
I want you to come forward with--come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]] hackings...directly to Sony Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment [[Anime | I want you to come forward with--come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network|PlayStation Network]] hackings...directly to Sony Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment [[Anime|Japan]] with a '''live video''', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to...Sony and mess up for hacking the Playstation Network and all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]]. | ||
And also, I would you to, in that--within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my ex-girlfriend Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me...and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup. | And also, I would you to, in that--within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my ex-girlfriend Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me...and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup. | ||
Revision as of 18:03, 6 August 2011
Calling Out refers to a series of three videos Chris uploaded on 6 August, 2011 following an 8 month hiatus from YouTube.
Chris is sporting a new earring in these videos, which may or may not be a real piercing. His glasses are also absent.
Calling Out "Tito" - Don
This video, also known as 101 2461, Chris announces his return to the internet. He claims to have information as to the true identity of various trolls, including Surfshack Tito (aka Don). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.
| Calling Out "Tito" - Don | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter |  Comics,  Rumors,  Internet,  Trolls
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| Performance Style |  Reason,  Smug
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| Saga |  Surfshack Tito
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| Shirt |  The Happy Jack
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[Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right.]
Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. Y'all should know me by now, if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu and the electric hedgehog Pokemon. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a TV-Y7 rated...friendship socializing, promoting type of series...it is not meant to be taken otherwise in any adulterous forms.
[Jerks camera around more.]
And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate negotiations and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years...n-for the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have some information of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first among chopping block I would like to ensue, Surfshack Tito...or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total fat person, but he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison. In fact, with his looks, he could be a Rasta Buddha! [Turns camera towards his televison.] And I show you only a fragment of the pho-to-graph.
Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review-reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS! And they are listed as such....
I want you to come forward with--come forward with your participation in, uh, PlayStation Network hackings...directly to Sony Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a live video, unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to...Sony and mess up for hacking the Playstation Network and all, 'cause I know you are responsible for that. And also, I would you to, in that--within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my ex-girlfriend Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me...and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or ill tidings between people. (Pauses) And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.
But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would also like you to set me to send me via U.S. Mail, ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long small, white envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ALL of the -cr-ALL of the pages on the website known as the CWCki that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done things things, I would like you, Don of Michigan, to leave me, my life, my family, my friends alone. To be. For the rest of our lives. In peace.
I leave that up to you Surussshack Tito. Expect another video in the near fu--in the near future of another troll I am well aware of. Thank you.
Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
In this video, Chris calls out "Thorg" (aka Jeremy) and again, sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents.
| Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter | Internet, Trolls
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| Performance Style | Reason, Smug
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| Shirt | The Happy Jack
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Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbully, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.
He is a pizza-faced atheist. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And here is a sample of his photograph.
[Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a man know as "Butthurt Dweller". He then returns the camera to him.]
Now, Jeremy, let's you and I talk business now. My demands are as follows:
Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned gay bar and uploaded it- and had it uploaded upon the billboards in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:
"That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am STRAIGHT, and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ever."
And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.
And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an all-around good-natured person, and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the trolls, including yourself, Jeremy, within your smearing and hate campaigns of my name.
My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [laughs maniacally]
I win.
Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands - 31 August, 2011.
| Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 6 August 2011 |
| Subject Matter | Internet, Trolls
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| Performance Style | Reason, Smug
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| Shirt | The Happy Jack
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
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I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- Surfshack Tito and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August, 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will each be trolled by your own trolls, and the police will catch up with you.
So, each of you. Meet my demands before August 31, 2011.
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