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:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].'' | :''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].'' | ||
{{quote|You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to give birth, to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal.|Chris and his hilarious Freudian slip}} | |||
[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal depicted as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character]] | [[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal depicted as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character]] | ||
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]] | [[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]] | ||
Around | Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had [[IRC (28 December 2008)|multiple dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "[[Fail|metal]]", according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]] (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'' - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off). | ||
Most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him. | Most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him. | ||
Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[fuck quest|get laid]] or prove he's [[homo|straight]]. | Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[fuck quest|get laid]] or prove he's [[homo|straight]]. | ||
In a conversation with Chris's <s>sweetheart</s> <s>victim</s> ex-gal-pal [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had the "[[Godjesus|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was seven to nine years old. He reiterates this later, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also [[Resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body, and somehow deliver her into the world. | |||
While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also suggest that Chris has some [[Homos|gender identity issues]], which typically begin in childhood. | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Revision as of 03:20, 12 November 2009
- This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see Crystal Weston Chandler (sister).
| “ | You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to give birth, to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal. | ” |
| Chris and his hilarious Freudian slip | ||
Around the age of 21, Chris had multiple dreams in which God and Jesus told him to find a sweetheart to build from the ground up to have his daughter Crystal, named after the illustrious "metal", according to him. In a custom My Little Pony trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a boyfriend-free girl (which actually is Chibi Moon's entire premise in Sailor Moon - So yet another concept Chris has ripped off).
Most likely stems from Chris's desire for pedophilia plus to have a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him.
Early justifications for Chris's Love Quest stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more honest in wanting a girlfriend so he can get laid or prove he's straight.
In a conversation with Chris's sweetheart victim ex-gal-pal Kacey's dad, Chris revealed that he had the "prophetic" dream about Crystal when he was seven to nine years old. He reiterates this later, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also won't happen). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body, and somehow deliver her into the world.
While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to stress and autism, this could also suggest that Chris has some gender identity issues, which typically begin in childhood.