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[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|left|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]
[[Image:AdultChroniclesAd.jpg|thumb|left|To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.]]


''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks.
''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight [[Jerkops]] to find a true [[sweetheart]], with [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as useless, but determined, sidekicks. In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having ''already won'' his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as ''Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt'') actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.


Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his [[fail|failure]] to adjust to adult life.  
Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game but based on his interactions during [[Miyamoto Saga]] and in ''[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]'', Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his [[fail|failure]] to adjust to adult life.  
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The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover, which in itself breaks innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii; that it should absolutely nevAr be made for the [[Hex Bawx]].  
The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover, which in itself breaks innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii; that it should absolutely nevAr be made for the [[Hex Bawx]].  


Notorious from this game is how it expresses Chris's dumb idea of adulthood. Never mind things that are an integral part of a normal adult's life, such as money, job, career, goals, friendship, lifestyle, education, philosophy, businesses, or legal and economic obligations (paperwork, rent, services, etc...); to Chris, adulthood is a status that is reached by getting a [[Sweetheart]] and having children.
Notorious from this game is how it expresses Chris's dumb idea of adulthood. Never mind things that are an integral part of a normal adult's life, such as money, job, career, goals, friendship, lifestyle, education, philosophy, businesses, or legal and economic obligations (paperwork, rent, services, etc...); to Chris, adulthood is a status that is reached by getting a [[Sweetheart]], having children, and crushing the life out of <s>people who have mildly inconvenienced you because you were an enormous asshole</s> your enemies.


Referrences made on boxart:  
References made on box art:  
*[[4-cent garbage]] symbol underneath CWC's foot
*[[4-cent garbage]] symbol underneath CWC's foot
*<s>[[B-Manajerk]]'s helmet from [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|subepisode 4]]</s> - It's [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s helmet: hers has the red horns.
*<s>[[B-Manajerk]]'s helmet from [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|subepisode 4]]</s> - It's [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s helmet: hers has the red horns.
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|subepisode 4]]
*[[Merried Seinor Comic]]'s sword arm from [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|subepisode 4]]
*A Delicious Wooden Badge referrenced on the cover of [[Sonichu_4|issue #4]]
*A Delicious Wooden Badge referenced on the cover of [[Sonichu_4|issue #4]]
*That weird purple thing is <s>[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]'s codpiece from [[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|episode 14]]</s> Nope, it's definitely the shattered remains of the staff containing [[Count Graduon]].
*That weird purple thing is <s>[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]]'s codpiece from [[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|episode 14]]</s> Nope, it's definitely the shattered remains of the staff containing [[Count Graduon]].
*Naitsirhc's blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover  
*Naitsirhc's blue goggles that he wore before his codpiece-wearing homosexual makeover  

Revision as of 02:27, 28 October 2009

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To encourage a developer to pick up the game, Chris made his own ad to decrease production costs.

Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles is Chris's extremely dumb and narcissistic game idea where you play Chris trying to fight Jerkops to find a true sweetheart, with Sonichu and Rosechu as useless, but determined, sidekicks. In a bold decision in graphic design, the cover depicts Chris having already won his battle, staring determinedly out at an empty back yard littered with the broken iconography of his enemies. While most games presumably end in the hero overcoming his obstacles, only daring experiments in literary form (such as Awesome Possum Kicks Doctor Machino's Butt) actually establish victory before the start button is pressed.

Originally, Chris was determined to see Sonichu made into a game but based on his interactions during Miyamoto Saga and in The Sonichu Chronicles, Chris seems more determined to make his own game where it's all about Chris and his failure to adjust to adult life.

The game is currently awaiting development beyond the front cover, which in itself breaks innumerable copyrights. Please note that while he wants the game published for PS2, PS3, and Wii; that it should absolutely nevAr be made for the Hex Bawx.

Notorious from this game is how it expresses Chris's dumb idea of adulthood. Never mind things that are an integral part of a normal adult's life, such as money, job, career, goals, friendship, lifestyle, education, philosophy, businesses, or legal and economic obligations (paperwork, rent, services, etc...); to Chris, adulthood is a status that is reached by getting a Sweetheart, having children, and crushing the life out of people who have mildly inconvenienced you because you were an enormous asshole your enemies.

References made on box art:

Shigeru Miyamoto's response to the game

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