Vanessa IRC Chat 3

Vanessa IRC Chat 3is the third chat between Chris and Joshua Martinez, an old acquaintance pretending to be Vanessa Hudgens. It took place on 16 April 2009.

Summary

This chat opens with Vanessa asking about Chris crashing into slumber over Blanca. Chris denies remembering who she is. He then misremembers her as the now deceased PandaHalo. He fails to show any qualms about her having died. Vanessa asks about Chris's childhood for her movie, he starts talking about puncturing three incarnations of Officer Nasty with his duck. Chris admits putting things up his ass in the past, but now restricts it to jets of water. He tries to play down the cyber session from earlier, saying he was typing Vanessa, but shouting Ivy. Chris shouts out loud while he's typing in his parents' kitchen? He tries to say that he was telling her he loved her as a friend. He manages to resist her clumsy temptations and she changes the subject to Sarah Hammer and Megan. The chat ends with Chris trying to make a McDonalds date with Vanessa.

Transcript

Joshua (11:54:38 PM): so i know you told me alittle abit of Ivy but the video of you on youtube of you laying down crying and some girl broke up with you
Joshua (11:54:44 PM): who was the girl?
ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:33 PM): That was MONTHS Ago. and I do not remember that "girl", but "she" was a troll anyway.
ChrisChanSonichu (11:57:07 PM): I think I remember now, yes. that was Sarah Cassandra McKenzie; not a troll. An australian girl, but she was a victim of the recent bushfires.
Joshua (11:57:13 PM): i need too know little more info about your child hood bc wanny use it for the movie
Joshua (11:57:24 PM): oh
ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:26 PM): If I understood the scenario, I can offer a proper piece of my childhood from memory for the movie. A blow-up female sex doll, which came with a plastic, removable police outfit.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:37 AM): In my adult life, I have gone through a number of female sex dolls. After a while of putting my weight carefully on them in the artificial intercourse, they each would have a hole punctured on the inside from my weight, which was irrepairable.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:01:54 AM): I think I've been through 3 of the "Officer Nasty" dolls.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:20 AM): you can look up that, and other, sex dolls on http://www.adameve.com
ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:44 AM): and with a minimum 17 dollar purchase, they offer a free gift.
Joshua (12:02:46 AM): do you trust me?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:02:57 AM): yes, Vanessa, I trust you
Joshua (12:03:39 AM): do you put things in ur ass? if you do its kinda turn's me on
ChrisChanSonichu (12:04:06 AM): I did for a short time, but I found it uncomfortable for me, so I don't do that anymore.
Joshua (12:04:23 AM): comeon baby you still do it plzz tell me honey
ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:04 AM): sometimes with a narrow jet of water from my adjustable shower-head on a hose.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:11 AM): other than that, no.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:05:25 AM): I tell you straight-out.
Joshua (12:08:02 AM): dont play with me
Joshua (12:08:17 AM): chris you still have some feelings for me
Joshua (12:08:26 AM): i know you do bc i can tell it
ChrisChanSonichu (12:08:34 AM): strictly caring feelings for you as a friend.
Joshua (12:09:09 AM): chris you bad boy
Joshua (12:09:13 AM): you know you do
Joshua (12:09:17 AM): just tell me
Joshua (12:09:27 AM): would you take me than ivy?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:09:49 AM): no, I would take Ivy first, because I have promised my heart and virginity to her.
Joshua (12:10:03 AM): Chris you told me you love me
ChrisChanSonichu (12:10:14 AM): I love you as a friend.
Joshua (12:11:47 AM): what would you do if i was nacked in the Limo with you?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:57 AM): Yes, I would love to meet you for myself, as a friend.
Joshua (12:12:24 AM): and you like too see me Nacked
ChrisChanSonichu (12:12:29 AM): I would feel nervous, and I would resist.
Joshua (12:12:43 AM): yeah right
Joshua (12:12:51 AM): you'll go at it
Joshua (12:12:54 AM): and fuck me
ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:26 AM): No, I would not. I have my morals, and Jesus guides me. And I have my strong promises I have mutually made with Ivy.
Joshua (12:13:45 AM): you told me something diff early today
ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:11 AM): I caved in, but even though I typed "Vanessa", I was actually shouting "Ivy"
Joshua (12:14:19 AM): what would you do if you and Ivy broke up?
Joshua (12:14:41 AM): yeah right
ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:41 AM): I would feel saddened for a while, but eventually I would move on.
Joshua (12:14:59 AM): no you would'nt you'll ask me out
Joshua (12:15:03 AM): would'nt you?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:15:23 AM): maybe, but I can not foresee the future.
Joshua (12:15:40 AM): yeah
ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:01 AM): Look, you're going to back in C-Ville tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?
Joshua (12:16:05 AM): but still if i came down there now and tease you little you'll make you move belive me you will
ChrisChanSonichu (12:16:37 AM): you can try, but I will remain strong and resist.
Joshua (12:16:52 AM): oh baby fuck me im horny
Joshua (12:17:05 AM): oh my god im really amn
ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:07 AM): Do You Not Have Any Self-Control, Vanessa?
Joshua (12:17:18 AM): im so fucking horny
Joshua (12:17:22 AM): i want you
ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:25 AM): Please, Control Yourself.
Joshua (12:17:32 AM): i want you chris
Joshua (12:17:38 AM): plzzz fuck me
Joshua (12:17:41 AM): i want it
Joshua (12:17:46 AM): dont make me bag
ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:52 AM): I have set my ground rules.
Joshua (12:18:01 AM): comeon i want you
ChrisChanSonichu (12:18:39 AM): Please control yourself. How about 3:00 or 4:00 for our meeting tomorrow afternoon?
Joshua (12:20:10 AM): comeon baby i want ur dick
ChrisChanSonichu (12:20:19 AM): sorry, it is limp.
Joshua (12:20:27 AM): dont tease me
Joshua (12:20:33 AM): i dont like beening tease
Joshua (12:20:41 AM): FUCK ME
Joshua (12:20:43 AM): FUCK ME
Joshua (12:20:46 AM): CHRIS OH BABY
Joshua (12:20:54 AM): im rubbing my pussy
Joshua (12:20:57 AM): and getting wet
ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:11 AM): I am being honest, I wish you would respect my space and request of a non-sexual conversation.
Joshua (12:21:28 AM): comeon
Joshua (12:21:37 AM): i want you dick really bad
ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:22 AM): I was once your age, when I would have wanted sex left and right, but I have grown up more mature mentally, and I have my Sweetheart I have been praying for from God and Jesus.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:30 AM): I wish you would respect my wishes.
Joshua (12:27:40 AM): what happen too Sara?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:12 AM): Like I said earlier, she perished in the recent Australian Bushfires.
Joshua (12:28:32 AM): im talking about Sara Hammer
ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:39 AM): oh.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:28:59 AM): A few years ago, she got married to William Spicer
ChrisChanSonichu (12:29:43 AM): since her last visit just after her wedding, I haven't heard from her since, outside of her father's updates on rare occassion.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:14 AM): Last I heard, William has been treating her very well, and she is healthy and safe.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:41 AM): Joshua told me recently that she was employed, but I forget where.
Joshua (12:30:44 AM): how did you get fired from ur job selling knives?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:31:58 AM): that was when I worked as a Cutco salesman. I did not get fired; my boss got replaced, then I did not know what to do with any future business transactions from that summer job, so I quit.
Joshua (12:32:52 AM): tell me little bit about the girl at thee game place
Joshua (12:33:28 AM): ???
Joshua (12:33:33 AM): chris u there?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:33:51 AM): i'm here.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:34:00 AM): Megan.
Joshua (12:34:34 AM): whats the lyrics to Sonichu's Zip?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:13 AM): a crush I had my eye on for the two years we were in personal touch. But she felt no lovey emotions for me, and last June, I got kicked out of The Game Place by that bastard, Michael Snyder; he hated my guts.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:57 AM): I'll e-mail you the lyrics after I've found my hand-written lyric sheet.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:11 AM): because it would take a while to type them up, and I can't remember them all off the top of my head.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:19 AM): at the moment
Joshua (12:42:43 AM): have you seen the "sonichu the animated series" on youtube?
Joshua (12:42:55 AM): by Spaz Kid
ChrisChanSonichu (12:43:00 AM): a bit of it
Joshua (12:49:57): why are you doing comic 10 when he hasn't finished comic 9 yet
ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:09 AM): no, I am working on Book #9; I did those few pages for 10 on-the-spot in a random spark of inspiration.
Joshua (12:50:51 AM): ur gona give me a copy?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:51:06 AM): I may.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:52:36 AM): I will have it completed soon enough.
Joshua (12:53:26): Where will you take me on our frst date?
ChrisChanSonichu (12:55:24 AM): I can treat you to lunch at the McDonalds when we meet there.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:55:56 AM): I have to get some sleep. I'll talk to you again later.
ChrisChanSonichu (12:56:09 AM): Love and Peace.

[Chat ends]

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