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|“||Uh, not very often, I'd say like, uh... You know, two or three times a week.||”|
|Chris on his frequency of McDonald's visits|
McDonald's is Christian Weston Chandler's favorite restaurant. His ideal first date would take place here. His favorite items are the eight-piece Chicken McNuggets and the $1 sweet tea, though he has claimed to get salads more often when attempting to get in the good graces of female friends.
It is probable that Chris's inactive lifestyle and frequent patronage of McDonald's is the cause of his obesity. The number of times Chris claims to eat there, two or three times a week, is equivalent to going an average of 130 times a year. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie told to impress Mr. Devoria - once a week would still be more than enough to cause health issues, depending on the foods Chris orders. The frequency of his trips to McDonald's were confirmed in 2015, when a Kiwi Farms user gave Chris $500 to see what he would spend with it; the eventual list of purchases made showed that Chris went to McDonald's 10 times in 13 days--and that's not even the only fast food place on the list. At this rate, Chris could probably develop serious medical problems - heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes are known to result from constant consumption of fast food.
The trouble is that Chris doesn't seem to realize just how unhealthy fast food actually is. He barely understood that fast food was bad for one's health until roughly the Liquid Saga, when at Kacey's behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. This mostly involved eating salads at McDonald's instead of his usual eight-piece box of chicken nuggets.
In a display of nutritional ignorance, he claimed that having grilled chicken with his garbage food was better than having breaded chicken. In all fairness, grilled fast food items are generally less fatty than breaded ones due to not being fried in unhealthy oils. Still, with them being fast food items, they shouldn't be eaten in the frequency Chris eats them--and whether or not he strictly or frequently eats grilled fast food is unknown, but probably unlikely. The "side salad" that he occasionally mentions eating is one of the more inoffensive items on the McDonald's menu, and grilled chicken salads are also not as unhealthy as most of their products. However, these salads are frequently drowned by fat people in cheese and high-calorie dressing. Chris claimed once (in effort to impress a girl, natch) that he refrains from using dressing, but given that he seems to have a dislike for foods without copious amounts of fat, salt, or sugar, this is almost certainly untrue.
With all that said, it is possible to have a meal at McDonald's that at best isn't too unhealthy, and at worst won't do much damage to your diet (this is why publications like Eat This, Not That exist after all). Nonetheless, you still shouldn't eat fast food on a frequent basis like Chris does, and knowing him, it's also very unlikely he frequently chooses the less-fatty items on their menu.
- There is a McDonald's in the CWCville Shopping Center.
- Sub-Episodes #4 and #5 take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of Mal-Wart".
- A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Quicky Dee's"), appears in Sonichu #9. Punchy took Layla there on their first date.
- In Sonichu #11, Reginald Weavile takes Layla to McDonald's.
In 2009, McDonald's held a Monopoly promotion. Chris claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later and enter 65 codes from purchased goods, which may seem familiar to seasoned CWC watchers.
Account I (October 6 - October 20)
52 codes (43 of them from purchased things)
- 52. St. Charles Place
- 51. Oriental Avenue
- 50. Baltic Avenue
- 49. Park Place
- 48. Marvin Gardens
Account II (October 21)
11 codes (10 of them from purchased things)
- 11. Park Place
- 10. North Carolina Avenue
- 9. Illinois Avenue
- 8. Community Chest (2)
- 7. Oriental Avenue
Account III (October 22 - October 23)
7 codes (6 of them from purchased things)
- 7. Park Place
- 6. Community Chest (3)
- 5. Illinois Avenue
- 4. New York Avenue
- 3. Electric Company
Account IV (October 23 - October 28)
8 codes (6 from purchased things)
- 8. Reading Railroad
- 7. Luxury Tax
- 6. North Carolina Avenue
- 5. B. & O. Railroad
- 4. Pennsylvania Railroad
In the beginning of October 2010, Chris apparently remembered Jackie telling him that she liked his cosplay videos. Following a scandalous cosplay video over two weeks before, Chris decided to continue his act with McDonald's characters.
The next day, Chris attempted to cosplay Grimace. Needless to say, the Grimace costume he made was beyond recognition. Whilst wearing the costume, he delivered a speech about autism and bullying before breaking out into song. It is likely that Chris got this idea from an episode of Family Guy in which Lois dresses up as The Grimace - Peter responds with a comment that Grimace is retarded.
|The places of Christian Weston Chandler's life|
Chris's education: Greene County Primary School | James Madison University | Providence Middle School | Nathanael Greene Elementary School | Manchester High School | Piedmont Virginia Community College (not to be confused with Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens)
Other attraction locations: University of Virginia | Charlottesville Fashion Square (Abercrombie & Fitch | Chick-fil-A | Pac Sun | Starbucks) | Wal-Mart (McDonald's) | Target | The GAMe PLACe | Impulse Gay Social-Club | Fridays After Five
Other places Chris has visited: Anytime Fitness | Best Buy | Burger King | Country Cookin | "Create-a-Crear Workshop" | Cville Pride | The End Games | GameStop | Golden Corral | McIntire Park | Region Ten | Snooky's Pawn Shop | Taco Bell