User:ErsatzHouse
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I am both fascinated and repulsed by the manchild. Actually, a bit by CWCwiki too, in a way. GodJesus, I certainly wouldn't like to have the trolls as enemies. Ever.
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Eurofag: This user is a Eurofag and insists on using unnecessary vowels. |
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CWCki Artfag This user is an official CWCki Artfag who contributes to the Artist Commune project. |
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Agnostic This user is agnostic and is highly skeptical of your claims about deities. |
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
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White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |
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Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR! |
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Virgin with rage Like Chris, this user feels lonely, and is currently looking for a Boyfriend-free girl, or possibly a Girlfriend-free boy. |
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Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
Oh, and Desi is the best Chandler cat hands paws down, because:
- He endured with feline aloofness Barbara's deathly and sudorific embrace at least once. Honestly, that's a feat.
- His slippery shit, liberally scattered all over the house, constitutes both a biological and practical hazard - indirectly trolling its inhabitants. Especially Chris.
- He's fucking fat, making him a fitting companion for Chris;
- He's probably dead, therefore a martyr.
Snorlax-proof, dirty, gluttonous and scarcely aware of his environment, Desi is the feline version of Chris. And for that, I shall proudly display the following userbox.
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Desi This user thinks Desi is the best Chandler cat! :3 |